Kelpo_Burger

SCP 4581
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Object class: Thaumial

Special containment procedures: SCP 4581 is to be kept in a 65 by 65 by 10 meter room that resembles his home in _ Texas. SCP 4581 requires constant surveillance to attempt to understand its anomalies property and how it works. Results so far have been unsuccessful. SCP 4581 is allowed to rome the facility and even leave as long as the O5 council have approved and are aware of both his whereabouts and where his location will take place.

Description: SCP 4581 is a middle aged caucasian male with signs of balding and has a medium sized ducktail beard.SCP 4581 anomalies affect is based on knowledge growth. SCP 4581’s anomalies affect manifest whenever it is asked a question, SCP 4581 will then answer the question regardless of whether it has knowledge of it or not automatically with 100% accurate data and then will automatically store this newly learned knowledge in his head. SCP 4581 has stated that answering the questions becomes an involuntary action as he no longer has control of his motor functions when his anomalies property activates. SCP 4581 came into foundation custody after SCP 4581 had developed his anomalies property spontaneously. SCP 4581 was once a professor at _ university and was named Professor ___ the educator in charge of teaching philosophy. His anomalies affect first came into light when he overheard one of his students ask another student about _. Professor __ then almost immediately answered the question as if he knew all the data to answer the question properly and with 100% accuracy. SCP 4581 was recovered when a rumor popped up of a professor smart enough to answer any questions which then prompted the foundation to send an agent to recover SCP 4581 . The SCP personnel was sent in the campus of _ university disguised as a social worker. She had then later contacted staff in order to extract SCP 4581 and gave everyone at ____ university grade A amnestics.

Test Procedures: Due to SCP 4581’s nearly unstable nature SCP 4581 was assigned three Researchers to study him simultaneously, these Researchers are composed of Dr.Budd, Dr.Bradley and finally Dr.Contreras. Due to previous testing Dr.Budd had come to a conclusion in one of his logs starting data log know.

(Log entry number one begin)

Dr. B: SCP 4581 is a very rare and one of a kind. Due to previous testing we have uncovered that 4581 has a very high intellect, but judging it by its inconsistency I have concluded that his level of intellect is at least at a twelfth level of intellect at the very least and is still growing we will need to do more testing…

(end log)

Do to scp 4581’s constant intellectual evolution the researchers had decided to tackle this problem head on by cooperating together. They all will combine there mixed data to see what results they get. Dr.Br had realized that more info on other SCP’s could be extracted by testing on SCP 4581.

(Log entry number two begin)

Dr. B: So today I had realized that if we could not find anything out about him we could use his abilities to uncover the forbidden knowledge on other SCP’s. However he tends to say it in such a way that we cannot comprehend it and therefore still do not understand all except for one. I had asked him simply what was SCP ’s purpose? Which he then responded to in four simple words,_ __ _,he said it with such vaigness, I will need more data for this.

(end log)

Finally there was Dr. C who had come to a very unexpected conclusion when Testing on SCP 4581

(Log entry number three begin)

Dr. C: So before we begin let me ask you if your ready?

SCP 4581: Yes please begin.

Dr. C: Very well then. What is important about all knowledge to every living thing?

SCP 4581: …Its __

Dr. C: Ugh…ok not even gonna go ahead and comprehend that, next question. Is there any way humanity could end in the next let's say decade or two?

SCP 4581: Yes there is an estimate of __ ways it could end on __ and another _ on March 17th of __?

Dr. C: (sigh) Ok then. (jauts down on notepad) Final question what is it that you truly seek out in life?

SCP 4581: To be honest with you Doctor I don't think that question is meant for me.

Dr. C: Wha-What do you mean?

SCP 4581: Well Doctor aren't you the one who should be answering that question instead of me?

Dr. C: I-I…(Dr.Contreras pauses for a little bit to think)…yeah I-I should!

SCP 4581: Then by all means doctor what is it that you think you desire in life?

Dr. C: To be…to be happy and-and ignorant about all of this.

SCP 4581: And are you?

Dr. C: No! No! I'm not, we constantly kill D-class personnel for experiments for crying out loud! Yeah a lot of them are murderers, rapists,and drug lords, but killing them only makes us like them even if it means as a necessary evil. For crying out loud we sacrifice a D-class each year to 2191 and sacrifice more to 3000 just for more chemicals to make fucking amnestics.

SCP 4581: Are you satisfied with what i've told you?

Dr.C: yes…yes I am

SCP 4581: Now you know what I can see when asked the right question.

Dr.C: how do you know this?

SCP 4581: The truth Dr…its not with in the logic and intellect that most people think with its within the unification of reality and bieng one with the universe itself know all see all, but only if asked

(log cuts)

(loading backup file)

Dr.C: all research on 4581 should be concluded…He was…he was right he knows all at this point. All of our data should be put on conclusion, SCP 4581 will only be used to help assist the foundation staff

Addendum 4581: SCP 4581 from now on will become head researcher in charge of his own section and be given his own team and unlimited resources to help aid the foundation.