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CAPTION-GOES-HERE

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard anomalous containment locker in site [REDACTED]. And is to be under camera surveillance For 24 hours A day

Description: SCP-XXXX is a standard US military radio used in the 1970s with US military marketing’s consistent with the time period. SCP-XXXX can take little to no damage and survive temperatures beyond the point of 1370 degrees Fahrenheit. SCP-XXXX must be on to use, SCP-XXXX can be turned on by flipping the ON switch located on its left side. When SCP-XXXX is activated a man with a Caucasia voice will ask, “what type of air drop do you need? We have support drops or do you need back up?” If no one responds within two minutes the man will say, “Oh thanks for wasting my time good men died for your little joke” if some one responds with a support drop he will state, “eye eye Captain, a sky train is on route ETA 5 minutes” in which after this being stated a Douglas C-47 Or SCP-XXXX-2 will manifest in the air And a fly to the location in which the Radio set is. Once the payload has been dropped SCP-XXXX-2 Will fly for two more minutes before disappearing. The items inside the crate contain standard US military food water and ammunition rations. Studies on the rations show that there is nothing anomalous with the rations and are safe for human consumption. But if someone decides to respond with, “reinforcements“ The man will respond with, “ How much manpower do you need?” if you respond with over 50 the man will say, “ That’s a little too much how about 50?” If the user denies then he will say, “well pal 50 is the Most I can give you, remember you’re not the only one requesting your support!”
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