Kerlmann

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Page Type: Joke SCP.

Genre (Optional): Comedy (I hope so).

Elevator Pitch: A constant playing of the first four seconds of "Photograph" a song by Nickelback. This constantly plays over the intercom of Site-99, due to this MTF Zeta-7 ("Radio Jammers") try to stop this, but they can't. The article builds up to a joke at the end, replacing the word "photograph" with "graph" (a meme).

Central Narrative: MTF Zeta-7 try their efforts to get rid of the constant song, but cannot. So therefore the facility is reduced to replacing the intercom with a new one, but in the meantime must use emails to communicate announcements as they really don't want to dismantle the whole intercom system just yet without trying to figure out away to jam it first.

This is due to the Foundation not wanting to damage their own property and put more money into installing a new intercom when they could possibly save it, I mean after all it isn't hurting anyone (though it certainly annoys them).

Hook/Attention-Grabber: I over heard a majority of people dislike Nickelback, and so I decide to make a joke about it relating to the meme floating around back a couple years ago (which apparently annoyed people). So I thought I'd implement it into Site-99, where everyday it annoys the staff so much that they even thought of replacing the entire intercom system.

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