Item #: SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX on Junior Researcher ██████ ██'s desk.
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in storage locker B26, sub-level 1, Site-16 when not being used for testing.
Testing may be performed by Level-2 personnel after submission and approval of SCP-Requisition form E-2. Please submit all Requisition forms to the Site-16 Secretariat. Response will be in 3-5 working days.
When testing with SCP-XXXX all communications must be recorded as audio-logs and transcribed. Individual Researchers are responsible for the re-containment of SCP-XXXX after testing.
SCP-XXXX is not to be deconstructed or significantly altered by order of the Site Director.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a yellow rotary-dial phone with brown cabling. It shows signs of wear consistent with age and rough handling. It requires electricity to function, and has a power cable equipped with a three pronged plug. SCP-XXXX functions with a supply of 240V A.C, 0.1A, 3-phase power (colloquially known as 'mains' electricity). Testing has shown that it is able to function with a variety of power sources consistent with the limits of EU standard Operational-Amplifier components.
SCP-XXXX does not require a connection to a phone-line. Deconstruction has shown that despite its appearance it is a radio-transceiver. The waveform encoding it generates is neither AM nor FM. The encoding scheme is not currently understood, and requires at least 6 terms of a Fourier series to describe with an r2 correlation value greater than 0.9.
SCP-XXXX does not function deep underground or when surrounded by thick walls.
When the handset is removed from the receiver, SCP-XXXX may be used to communicate verbally with an unknown entity, hereby designated as SCP-XXXX-1. There is no need to dial.
- SCP-XXXX-1's voice has been cleared as non-hazardous and non-compulsive as of ██/██/2017
- SCP-XXXX-1 was cleared by the Memetics department on ██/██/2017.
- A request to the anti-memetics department has been filed as of 11/04/2016. If it is more than 3 months after this date and you are not from the anti-memetics department or on mnestic medication then SCP-XXXX-1 has been cleared as not having anti-memetic properties.
SCP-XXXX-1 typically presents as male, with some exceptions. Its demeanour has been described as "affable" yet "disquieting" by original researchers [REDACTED] who have declined to conduct further tests. It speaks English with a variety of accents.
Audio analysis has revealed that, when posed a question,SCP-XXXX-1 never pauses for more than 2 seconds before responding.
SCP-XXXX-1 does not appear to require rest. The longest conversation it has held with a researcher was 54 minutes long. Transcripts reveal that it does not retain memory of conversations after 48 hours. It is also sometimes unable to construct a consistent narrative, and occasionally contradicts itself. If accused of being inconsistent it will seek to end the conversation politely or hang up.
Please see below for transcripts of select conversations with SCP-XXXX-1.
It is not currently known what SCP-XXXX-1 is, or where it is located. SCP-XXXX and SCP-XXXX-1 pose a minor threat to normalcy.






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