Kickaha

Item #: SCP-####

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-#### is to be secured inside a vault measuring at least 15 meters in width and length. SCP-#### is to be placed in the center of the room. Floors directly above and below the vault should have 5 meters of distance. The entrance is to be secured by three factor authorization with access only permitted by or with O-5 personnel. No personnel is to enter the vault without two-thirds majority authorization from remaining O-5 personnel at that time.

If SCP-#### is found outside of said vault or if vault is found open with no O-5 occupants inside, contact a superior immediately to alert O-5 personnel. Close the vault if SCP-#### is inside, otherwise allow no one within 5 meters of SCP-#### and wait for O-5 personnel or Site Director to arrive or send further instructions.

If an O-5 or Site Director cannot be reached, while outside of 5 meters from SCP-####, announce to all staff to remove themselves from the route to the vault and any floors immediately above and below the route. once the path is clear, carry SCP-#### back to the vault without any form of communication (including writing, signing, speaking, or sending messages through any medium) occurring while within 5 meters of SCP-####. Personnel carrying SCP-#### may still receive and understand communications that originated outside the 5 meter perimeter. If any unaware staff are encountered during the transfer, they are to be told exactly "You will leave my proximity immediately". This is the only phrase personnel are authorized to say. Do not allow other personnel to speak. Simply repeat the command and interrupt forcibly (unless personnel is Level-4 or higher) until they are out of the path and outside of 5 meters, then continue with the transfer.


Description:
SCP-#### is a 15x10x3 cm plain faded brown leather-bound book made with pages of vellum. The pages are filled with lines of text in the format of a long list, that fills the book almost entirely (there is some space left on the last page). The varied handwriting and different types of ink used suggests many authors have written in SCP-#### over the course of its existence. Some lines of text do contain dates but a majority do not. There are approximately ██ pages and ████ lines of text contained within SCP-####.

The written language of all of the text is always the language of person that last opened SCP-####. If a user is illiterate the pages are indecipherable to all others except for the user that opened SCP-####. The writing style of each author is still distinguishable through the changes in language.

The text of SCP-#### is a range of statements about our world. More recent statements have been able to be verified as true. So far, no statements have been verified as false. Confirming the validity of older statements is dubious do to lack of concrete historic data.

Many lines have been crossed out beyond recognition. Attempts to mark lines of text within the notebook do not produce any effect.