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SCP-XXXX dressed up as a pirate for a Halloween party

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: A-Human¹

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in an average humanoid containment cell. Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX it is allowed to freely roam the facility and interact with personnel. No personnel are allowed to use any off SCP-XXXX limbs as game pieces (See Addendum: Notable interactions with SCP-XXXX).

Description: SCP-XXXX is a sentient Male human corpse suffering from extreme decomposition. Although SCP-XXXX has no organs to speak of SCP-XXXX can still speak, sleep, see, digest food, and breath. The only other anomalous property of SCP-XXXX is that periodically limbs and tissue will fall off of SCP-XXXX but can be reattached with ease.

SCP-XXXX is usually extremely kind to all humans and will attempt to make a friendship with any subject it sees suitable. Any humans talking with SCP-XXXX will experience a mild morale boost although this is debated whether this is an anomalous property of SCP-XXXX or just an effect on how human-like SCP-XXXX is.

SCP-XXXX was recovered in a apartment building Boston, Massachusetts were SCP-XXXX was found singing karaoke in front of a large crowed. SCP-XXXX was taken by MTF teams and all members in the crowed were given Class-A amnestics. Interviews with SCP-XXXX has revealed that SCP-XXXX has little to no knowledge about its past only knowing that its name is Arthur Dent and that he has lived in the apartment building for 11 years.

+ Addendum: Notable interactions with SCP-XXXX

The following is every notable interactions involving SCP-XXXX.

10/21/20██: SCP-XXXX was found in Site-██ cafeteria with 7 scientist. SCP-XXXX said why non of them are eating their food which one of them replied with “Because its tuna salad, I mean we have an infinite pizza box but we still get served tuna salad. plus i’m eating with a corpse”. SCP-XXXX got up and got a cup of water, lettuce, tuna, coca-cola, and ranch dressing and mixed it in a bowl. SCP-XXXX than tried to get one of the scientist to eat the combination it made, One of the scientist agreed to eat it. 15 minutes later half of the cafeteria was eating the substance made by SCP-XXXX. The substance made by SCP-XXXX was confiscated and SCP-XXXX was taken back to its chamber.

Footnotes

1. Almost-Human: Is nearly identical to an average human.