[ Notice from RAISA. Due to the general lack of information regarding SCP-XXXX and its importance to the SCP Foundation, this page has been converted to a general info dump regarding the subject.] Note: Change this later to look/sound like official notice.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures: Any and all information or leads regarding SCP-XXXX are to be immediately reported to either RAISA or the office of the 05-Council. SCP-XXXX is considered a high profile subject, and as such, should an agent have a confirmed sighting of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX is to be detained and immediately transported to the nearest secure containment site.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous info-broker believed to be a high-priority threat to the Recordkeeping and Information Security Administration, and the SCP Foundation as a whole. According to Foundation reports, SCP-XXXX, real name unknown, possesses a large quantity of documentation regarding both the SCP Foundation and individual SCP entities.
Very little information regarding SCP-XXXX is known outside of leaked documentation from multiple groups of interest, and hearsay among the anomalous world. While it is entirely possible that SCP-XXXX does not exist, the 05 Council has deemed it a large enough security risk to warrant documentation.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: All SCP-XXXX instances are to be stored within the designated containment lockers within Site-17. Converted rocks are to be contained within the same containment lockers. Discoveries by non-Foundation personnel of SCP-XXXX are to be discredited as a hoax and their discoverer amnestisized. Atomic number 117, is to have the cover story of being non-naturally occurring as the artificial element Ununseptium. Individuals of scandinavian decent or origin are not to come in contact with SCP-XXXX or the containment lockers outside of approved testing.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a previously undiscovered form of igneous rock, appearing icy blue in colour. SCP-XXXX is a periodical mineral element with a structure similar to the element Ununseptium however is naturally occurring and has been found to emit Belko radiation. Unlike ununseptium, SCP-XXXX has an abnormally long half life, having not degraded since Foundation acquisition of the initial instance on 02/13/2005. Radiometric dating has found the oldest SCP-XXXX instance to have formed during the Cambrian period, est. 530 million years ago. The exact processes involved in the creation of an SCP-XXXX instance is unknown, but due to the small amount of instances discovered, is believed to be exceedingly rare.
Exposure to SCP-XXXX causes memetic effects after 5 seconds of initial visual contact. Subjects exposed to SCP-XXXX perceive it to be a flaming, rainbow coloured, crystalline structure. For this reason, SCP-XXXX has been given the elemental name of 'Bifrost', element symbol BiF. Noteably, individuals with ancestory originating from nations agreed upon as Scandinavian are immune to SCP-XXXX's memetic effects, instead seeing the element in its natural form.
SCP-XXXX exhibits mild reality altering properties, causing surrounding rock structures to exhibit similar colouration to the perceived rainbow of SCP-XXXX. Geological structure appear to be converted at a rate of 2 cubic centimeters per second. Exposed individuals claim that these converted rocks are notably dimmer than that of SCP-XXXX. Testing has shown that converted rock structures are geologically identical to their non-converted counterparts, down to the molecular level. Microscopic examination has been unable to find the point at which converted rocks begin to exhibit this colouration. No other anomalous properties have been exhibited by converted geological structures, including the conversion of other non-converted structures.
When in visual or physical contact with an individual of scandinavian decent or origin, SCP-XXXX's conversion effects appear to be bolstered. When in contact with a scandinavian individual, SCP-XXXX's rate of conversion will increase to 20 cubic centimeters per second. Contact allows SCP-XXXX to convert structures deemed "rock-like" including concrete, brick, and asphalt.
Addendum XXXX-01: SCP-XXXX was initially discovered in 02/13/2005 by Foundation senior researcher, Dr. Anthony Belko while on an inspection of SCP-████'s containment chamber. Later examination of SCP-████ found that 90% of it's composition had been converted into the aforementioned rainbow rocks. SCP-████ has since been redesignated as Neutralized. SCP-XXXX was recovered and subsequently designated as SCP-XXXX.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in the aviary of Biological Research Site-104. Dr. Kain "Pathos" Crow is to be detained in the event SCP-XXXX escapes from the aviary, and MTF Lambda-4 "Birdwatchers" are to be mobilized with butterfly nets to recontain SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is the designation of a 17cm tall, Violet-backed starling. The underbelly and legs of SCP-XXXX are consistent with others of it's species, however the rest of SCP-XXXX is devoid of feathers, instead being composed of a miniature galaxy designated SCP-XXXX-A. The coloration of SCP-XXXX is due to a large quantity of cosmic dust particles located within SCP-XXXX-A. The eyes of SCP-XXXX are two supermassive black holes located within SCP-XXXX-A capable of pulling in particles within 10cm of SCP-XXXX. SCP-XXXX appears to have the same level of intelligence as a 7 to 8 year old human child and is generally friendly towards foundation personnel, however hides from personnel it deems hostile.
Objects over the size of 1μm are halted from entering SCP-XXXX-A by a water-like barrier. Man-made objects smaller than 1μm are fully capable of entering SCP-XXXX-A allowing Foundation nanotechnology 200 nm in size to successfully probe SCP-XXXX-A. It appears that atoms, molecules, and other small particles are incapable of entering SCP-XXXX-A outside of being pulled in by SCP-XXXX-A's black holes.
Foundation probing into SCP-XXXX-A has shown fully functional solar systems with approximately 231 systems having been found with planets in habitable zones. The appearance of habitable planets suggests the existence of liquid water on the surfaces of approximately 197 of the 782 located planets, though confirmation cannot be ascertained due to size differences between planets and current Foundation nano-probes. It is unclear if the planets within SCP-XXXX-A contain any lifeforms. On ██/██/20██ a radio broadcast was intercepted by Dr. Anthony Belko originating from SCP-XXXX-A-093 superficially resembling the Arecibo message, prompting further investigation of SCP-XXXX-A-001 through -197.
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Need to think up more to go with it
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