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Congratulations, thing. You made it, you've proven yourself. You, yes you, you're an infohazard in the making! Hail thing, all hail thing! Just kidding, but you've really done something. You ended the lives of everyone who read that! They understood what thing was! The whole point to understanding thing is to not understand it, therefore they understand to not understand it!

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Just kidding. :)