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SCP-XXXX-1 observed through surveillance camera (Incident Log __/09/2018-1)

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is being held in Storage Locker 5 in Site-76. Permission to experiment granted to Level 3 personnel under supervision of a Site Director.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a single-paged hardcover jokebook, colored orange and yellow. Cover text appears blue, stating "Infinite Jokes 4 Infinite Fun!". The page contains a randomized joke SCP-XXXX prepared in its closed state. No concrete limit to the number of unique jokes have been reported, as no duplicated jokes have been found. No further anomalous properties have been indicated on the cover nor page. Scans with UV-lighting revealed a text stating "Cloony and Balloony's book of FUN", also revealing two(2) supposedly SCP-XXXX-1 entities on SCP-XXXX's plain back cover.

Instances where pages show death threats instead of jokes have been signalized. Chance of opening SCP-XXXX to a threat to approximately 1/500, proved through Incident Log __/09/2018-1 and Incident Log __/09/2018-2, SCP-XXXX was opened 1500 times resulting in three(3) threats. Humanoid representing a clown, designated SCP-XXXX-1, will appear in the vicinity of the victim who opened SCP-XXXX to a threat. Duration until SCP-XXXX-1's appearance can vary. SCP-XXXX-1 entities have been witnessed carrying a variety of weapons, such as a Colt M1911, a steel baseball bat and a Tantō sword.

Incident Logs:

Incident Log __/09/2018-1

Experiment-1 on SCP-XXXX progressed with a remarkable twist. When searching for potential connections between jokes, SCP-XXXX opened to a death threat on the 254th opening. SCP-XXXX was closed and got opened back to an ordinary joke.

Two(2) days after Experiment-1 was executed, a humanoid representing a clown was caught attempting to open Gate A of Site-76. Suspect was observed through surveillance cameras and shortly after terminated by facility guards. Suspect reportedly equipped with a Tantō sword.

Addendum:
Further experiments indicate the suspect is associated with SCP-XXXX.

Incident Log __/09/2018-2

SCP-XXXX had been opened up an additional 1246 times. Attempt 730 and 884 displayed a threat and had been taken notes of.

Attempt 730:

"How could you possibly do something like this? You killed my fucking brother! Don't expect any fucking mercy, I'll fucking kill you. Expect me tomorrow."

The suspect appeared on a surveillance camera the following day. Showed resemblance to a clown, suspect now designated SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 carried a Colt M1911. Terminated by facility guards.

Attempt 884:

"You betrayed me. Did I really waste 25 years of my life with you? How could you? You are a disgusting filth. And filth has to be cleaned."

One(1) hour later, SCP-XXXX-1 appeared on a surveillance camera. Showed resemblance to a clown once again. SCP-XXXX-1 carried a steel baseball bat. SCP-XXXX-1 was unmastered by facility guards and had been taken into custody, vomited blood during examination, appeared lifeless afterward. SCP-XXXX-1's body preserved untill further notice.

Incident Log __/10/2018-1

A D-Class personnel acquired access to SCP-XXXX under supervision from Researchers and three(3) Mobile Task Force personnel. D-Class reportedly opened SCP-XXXX to a threat on an early attempt of 60. The threat stated the following:

Some humans simply have to be deleted in order to maintain tranquility in society. ████, you are a sickening and extremely dangerous individual that is willing to bring mankind into danger. Since you ignored my last warning, expect me in two hours.

The D-Class was brought outside while blindfolded. The three(3) Mobile Task Forces supervised the D-Class as he was standing just outside of the Site. The D-Class took off his blindfold at command and two(2) hours later an SCP-XXXX-1 entity equipped with a SPAS-12 shotgun appeared. D-Class shot, died soon after to injuries. The personnel present at the time, report SCP-XXXX-1 let out an aggravating laugh after it shot. SCP-XXXX-1 was shot before it was able to escape.

Incident Log __/10/2018-2

The corpse of the SCP-XXXX-1 executed in Experiment-2 at attempt 884 has been cut open. No digestive organs were present in the body, other organs were. SCP-XXXX-1's facial and hair features, such as a pure white skin color, an orange afro-haircut and a red ball as nose appeared natural.

Incident Log __/10/2018-3

Further researches on death threats were pursued. Armed personnel dispatched to inspect the vicinity during the experiment. Researcher ██████ opened SCP-XXXX to a threat at 413th attempt. The threat stated the following:

Ey homie you better back up. You shot one of our Soulja's on our block. We will gun you down and take your dough. Ain't messin' with the wolves. We'll be drivin'-by your ass soon.

One(1) hour and twenty(20) minutes later, balloons arose from allegedly the ground in the distance of the direction South-West. Ten(10) minutes later, a Jeep containing four(4) SCP-XXXX-1 entities entered the area of Site-76. Entities reportedly did not respond to commands, all SCP-XXXX-1 entities shot, one survivor. The surviving SCP-XXXX-1 entity had been taken into custody until further notice. Weapons found within the jeep: hedge trimmer, hammer, Stanley knife, and a MAC-10 machine pistol.

Addendum Incident Log __/10/2018-3
One(1) Mobile Task Force and two(2) Researchers sent on surveillance to direction South-West. Came across a police investigation in a garage.

Researcher█████ functioned as undercover the next day. █████ played the role of a new neighborhood resident, and questioned the owner about the situation. Garage owner appeared highly disorientated, yet offered to show surveillance video material. Video showed no concrete origin of the SCP-XXXX-1 entities. SCP-XXXX-1 entities caught stealing the Jeep and related weapons.

Incident Log __/10/2018-4

The surviving SCP-XXXX-1 entity from experiment-5 has been contained. SCP-XXXX-1 made attempts to break the containment chamber. Upon presenting SCP-XXXX-1 a weapon, SCP-XXXX-1' behavior turned ferociously. SCP-XXXX-1 vomited blood and collapsed approximately 45 minutes later, appeared lifeless afterward.