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Name: Researcher Marcopus
Date: 12/05/2020
Total Items: A piece of standard 80gsm A4 paper, a 50ml bottle of black ink, a small glass vial labelled "Precursor" containing 7.5g of powdered potassium nitrate (KNO3), 1.5g of powdered cellulose (C7H4O) and 1g of powdered sulphur (S), a piece of magnetite measuring 5cm x 5cm x 6cm, a small bottle containing cellulose pulp from spruce, prebleached and soaked in water.
Note: Hello all, I am here for a brief test on the Four Great Inventions of China. - R. Marcopus
Input: The piece of magnetite
Setting: Fine
Output: An identical piece of magnetite. Preliminary testing with a piece of commercial neodymium magnet shows the magnetite has lost all magnetic properties.
Note: Huh. - R. Marcopus
Addendum: Additional property of the magnetite was discovered when R. Marcopus was carrying the piece of stone around in confusion and accidentally disabled electronics within a 0.5-meter radius. Further testing revealed that the magnetite is weakly diamagnetic and can anomalously convert nearby conductors to become insulators. The prior neodymium was discovered to have lost its magnetic property. R. Marcopus was given a stern lecture on SCP-914 output handling.
Note: Apologies for the bricked phones, replacement is on me. - R. Marcopus
Note: I am curious on how you are going to replace around 5TB of data, of which approximately 100GB were work-related and had no backup. E&TS would like to have a word with you and everyone who did not do the daily backup. - Researcher Laskenta
Input: The bottle containing spruce pulp
Setting: Fine
Output: An empty bottle, and a nice clean white piece of paper. Output cleared testing and was given to a fellow researcher for quality evaluation.
[some artistic researcher, comment about the paper? It should be a good 100gsm paper with canvas-like surface.]
Input: A piece of standard 80gsm A4 paper, 50ml bottle of black ink
Setting: Fine
Output: A piece of flat material with the combined mass of the input. The new item is made of a paper-plastic composite, while the black ink is nowhere to be found. Output discovered to be able to graphically represent whatever the closest person within 3 metres is thinking. The display is slowly refreshed in a printed manner with monochromatic colours. Output incinerated.
Note: This could be useful, but SCP-096 exists. - R. Marcopus
Input: The aforementioned glass vial labelled "Precursor"
Setting: Fine
Output: Same glass vial, containing a yellowish-white powder labelled "914 brand Shockpowder". Upon seeing this, R. Marcopus evacuated the room and called in an IED robot to retrieve the output. The vial was retrieved successfully without any incident. It was discovered that the powder would remain inert unless exposed to 91.4nm light and 1.923N of force simultaneously, at which point it will explosively decompose with a strength similar to ordinary gunpowder. The remainder of output kept in shock-proof anomalous storage.
Note: This is a horrible shock powder, 914. It's combining some impressive chemistry to output some very uninteresting gunpowder. - R. Marcopus
