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scp-4026
DESCRIPTION
scp-5000 is a tank known as a ferret scout that is piloted by a ball python (scp-4026-1)wearing a miniaturized tankers leather helmet from WW2. the only anomalous thing about scp-5000 is the fact that the tank itself is sentient and has the capability to communicate both to homo sapiens and the actual python.
the tank itself speaks with a Russian accent and has 7 tally marks etched on the side.
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
scp-5000 requires a garage with a 20 by 20 minimum with a heat lamp and small grotto for the snake(who's name I'm told is fritz) to relax and sleep. scp-5001 requires fuel to speak and operate is to be given when request by scp-4026. once every 60 days scp-4026-1 is to be given a rat to consume.
INTERVIEW BY DR.[REDACTED
DR.[REDACTED]:good evening scp-5000 and scp-5000-1
scp-4026:good evening as well how was you're day
DR.[REDACTED]:very well thank you
DR.[REDACTED]:now lets begin asking the questions. when were you created and in what factory
scp-4026- i am unsure of both
DR.[REDACTED]:do you remember when fritz (scp-5000-1) first came
scp-4026: April 27'th
DR.[REDACTED]: what year?
scp-4026:i am unsure
DR.[REDACTED]:do you know what those tally marks mean?
scp-4026: no. no i do not.
DR[REDACTED]: can scp-5000-1 communicate?
scp-4026: yes.yes he can
DR.[REDACTED]: can he communicate through another vessel aside from you?
scp-4026: i am unsure
DR.[REDACTED]:do you know where you served or who owned you?
scp-4026:yes his name was [REDACTED]
INTERVIEW END
