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TODO green light pitch here
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Ideas:
- A suicidal sentient object, suicidal due to the fact that is a useless microwave, always failing to properly heat any thing placed into it.
- A vr headset that traps the user in a depressing life. Vr headset offers a selection of lifes based on people who have killed them selves
- Telescope observation site, that sees into _
- Groundhog day torture, cursed object
- A portal to SCP-2399
- A giant, king kong sized dady long legs spidder, burts appart into human like spider people
- A pool pump that does ___
- Giant ocean trash heap, that must be fed or else.
Summary: The wave that couldn't
Seeking Greenlight: Yes
Page Type: SCP Article
Genre: Comedy/Emotional
Page Layout: Normal
Elevator Pitch: A sentient, microwave that always fails to heat things correctly. Upon seeing people disapproval of the heating of food the microwave can become distraught, attempting to destroy its self from radiation.
Hook/Attention-Grabber: A joke about d-class having to eat severely improperly cooked food to appease the mental health of the microwave.
Central Narrative: The microwave is first discovered from a large and sustained radiation burst. Upon investigation the foundation finds the microwave, a frozen hot pocket, and one corpse.
Eventually the SCP gives the microwave therapy (WTF should that look like) so it can better control its power output and properly heat food.
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