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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Counter-Entropy Rating: VII

Special Containment Procedures: Test subjects are to refrain from eating foodstuffs generated within SCP-XXXX whenever possible. External food will be brought in for their consumption instead. Foodstuffs generated within SCP-XXXX are to be extracted from the object and transported to nearby Counter-Entropy Division testing facilities. Small samples of liquid refreshments are also to be extracted once weekly for testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a underground cavity measuring 12m x 10m x 4m located 40m beneath a remote section of desert in Nye County, Nevada. The interior of SCP-XXXX appears to be a room furnished with seating for up to ten people and stocked with refreshments, snacks, and light reading material. The primary purpose of SCP-XXXX appears to be that of a waiting space, though exactly for what remains unknown.

Above one of the doors is an analog flip-style countdown timer. In its default state, the timer displays a static reading of 187,328,723,237,889,232,384,781,298 years, 10 months, 3 days, 2 hours, 15 minutes, 15 seconds, 372 milliseconds, and 779 microseconds. However, when a subject signs their name into the sign-in sheet, the timer begins to count down in real time. Should the subject leave the room at any time, the timer will be reset to its default state and their name is erased from the sign-in sheet.

It is theoretically possible for a person to wait