Per 
An instance of SCP-$-1 (Parboiled rice with chicken, peppers, cucurbita, peas and tomato)
Item #: SCP-$
Object Class: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: Small groups of 4-16 operatives from Mobile Task Force unit MTF Theta-17-A ("Chicken Chasers") are to be permanently stationed with their designated SCP-$ head researchers at one of 28 specially constructed habitation facilities that are evenly spaced from one another across the surface of the Earth. Offshore habitation facilities require fewer operatives than land based habitation facilities. All habitation facilities are to be equipped with specialized land and sea vehicles capable of traveling thousands of kilometers in a span of hours regardless of terrain.
187 MTF Theta-17-B bases are
A larger group of operatives are to be stationed in bases near major population centers and civilian military bases.
MTF Theta-17 compounds located in inhabited regions of the world are to be armed with a variety of weapons and armaments capable of efficiently terminating the surrounding civilian population (preferrably by use of nuclear or chemical weaponry) whilst simultaneously fending off any potential opposition from riots, militias, terrorist groups, and national militaries upon activation of an SCP-$-β event.
All MTF Theta-17 compounds regardless of location are to possess armed land-based, airborne, and/or seaborne vehicles capable of safely transporting that facility's head-of-command to the coordinates of SCP-$-β-C ("Point Nemo") should that compound be the closest in proximity to SCP-$-β-C. All other compounds are to commence Operation Hemlock upon the satisfactory elimination of the surrounding population.
Upon conclusion of an SCP-$-β event under normal circumstances, the surviving subject is expected to immediately draft a report of the event, contain the associated SCP-$-1 object for further study, and fully cooperate with following interviews, investigations, and psychological evaluations at risk of termination. Upon completion of an investigation, the subject will be administered Class-C amnestics and retire from foundation duties with regular psychological evaluations.
MTF Theta-18 ("Scrap Sniffer") field agents are to locate, apprehend, and interrogate any suspected civilian survivors of SCP-$-β events before administering Class-C amnestics and releasing them.
Body A; Description: SCP-$ describes the periodic activation of SCP-$-β events that occur roughly once every 20-140 days. These events last a maximum of 20 hours and universally end with the total extinction of all sentient life forms with the exception of a single surviving subject. Upon completion of an SCP-$-β event, nominal reality will be restored to its former state with only the surviving subject retaining any memory of the event. The subject will return to nominal reality possessing an otherwise non-anomalous freshly cooked entree consisting primarily of chicken (SCP-$-1), presumably as a reward for its survival of the event.
SCP-$-β events will end as soon as the prerequisite condition of there being a singular surviving subject is met. Until that point, however, a spacial anomaly consisting of a void (SCP-$-β-A) will expand radially at an average speed of 1000km/hr from a point on earth's surface chosen seemingly at random (SCP-$-β-B) until it surrounds and encloses the antipode of that point (SCP-$-β-C). SCP-$-β-A's vertical axis is presumed to originate at the core of the earth and extend an infinite distance upwards.
SCP-$ Section B
Object Class B: Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures B; Thaumiel Protocol: Thaumiel protocol must be approved by a minimum of 4 members of the O5 council at least 18 months in advance of the SCP-$-β event in question. Thaumiel protocol requires the rapid mobilization of nearly all of the Foundation's vital resources within a period of 10 hours before any testing can occur. Should SCP-$-β-A consume a critical region involved with testing or management in the Foundation, or for any other reason should the Foundation fail to mobilize the necessary resources within the first 10 hour period of the SCP-$-β event, Thaumiel protocol will be terminated and the test in question will not proceed. In this case, Memetic Agent Magenta will be deployed in the remaining global population.
Body B; Thaumiel: ~wip note: something about being able to test potential xk-class scenarios for other scps and still get some info out of it because the whole world is going to reset anyway
