KOTOB

CLEARANCE LEVEL 2 REQUiRED
SCP-4043
Class-Safe
Containment Procedures:
Due to SCP-4043's inanimate nature, only 1 guard or staff member (armed or unarmed) needs to guard it at any given time. SCP-4043 should be kept in a small safe, to prevent robbery.

SCP-4043 resembles a discontinued AlphaSmart neo2 word processor. SCP-4043 was discovered when a teenage boy bought it at a yard sale. Upon purchase, he found out that it would only save fake SCP reports, and anything written on it would only create one of these reports when saved. The boy sent SCP-4043 to customer support, where they deemed it defective and and sent it to the dump. However, right before this, the Foundation had done a "defective items" sweep, and found SCP-4043 to be anomalous in nature. So, undercover personnel rerouted the dump truck to a private jet, where SCP-4043 was unloaded and safely delivered to Site-17. Analysis of SCP-4043's inner electronics have been inconclusive, as it emits a small Electro Magnetic Pulse whenever something attempts to breach it. Accessing SCP-4043's information through it's built-in network system has been inconclusive as well, as it's network signal can only be picked up from AlphaSmart receivers, which too have been discontinued. Studies of SCP-4043's network signal reveals that it uses a signal so exact, no outside device can compute the frequency it transmits at. The suggested course of action would be to use our sattlite system to try to find yard sales with an AlphaSmart receiver, and send undercover personnel there to acquire it. SCP-4043 may be beneficial in some cases, however. Because of SCP-4043's ability to create an infinate number of SCP backstories, you could connect SCP-4043 directly to the Foundation servers, and create an infinate list of cover ups for potential containment breaches. The Foundation's advanced computer software could piece together different pieces of different SCP-4043 stories, and effectively create a very good cover up, similarly to SCP-001s machine learning functionality. Occasionally sharing stories that SCP-4043 makes with staff members may improve workplace efficiency, by pleasing the personnel. Of course, the decision is the higher-ups to make, so choose wisely.

SECURITY FOOTAGE TRANSCRIPT OF SCP-4043
-START
/oookay, this is an odd job for me, a d-class of all people, but this doesn't seem dangerous.
/hmm. Its gray. and staying gray.
-30 MINUTES
/It's staying there. Doing nothing.
-1 HOUR
/Why was I assigned to analyse an inanimate object? Don't those nerd scientests do that for a living?
-1:30
/wow. it did nothing
/I feel a bit weird talking to myself, but if I don't, i'll probably fall asleep, so…
2:00
/OK what jerk assigned me to this? Was it Jerry? I really pissed him off last week. How was I supposed to know not to use SCP-294? It looks like one of them Coca-Cola Freestyle things! I thought us D-class were going to get something nice for once!
-2:30
/I'm pretty damn tired. Where's SCP-[coffee] when you need it?
-3:00
/uh wAIT somThING happENd… oh neVEr mind
-3:30
/*subject found drooling on table, asleep*
FILE END