INCIDENT LOG
DATE: 04/12/2010
INVOLVED SITE(S): Site-0
FOREWORD: The following was recorded in the Fortified Security Section #4B, sublevel 2. Dr. Jokiar Gresa and junior researcher Alexander Hubrik were present at the time.
[BEGIN LOG]
[A constant whir is audible throughout this audio. Shuffling is heard.]
GRESA: Hey, get over here.
HUBRIK: Yes?
GRESA: Uh, could you get a coffee for me?
[Silence.]
HUBRIK: Uh… coffee. C — coffee?
GRESA: Coffee. This job of watching over some bumbling old orange jumpsuits rotting in their cells is going to suck my soul at this rate.
[A sigh, and a shuffle. Several clinks and soft tearing. A whirring sound is heard, followed by the sound of running liquid. Shuffling.]
GRESA: [Sniff] I — is this without cream or…?
HUBRIK: Wait, does that —
GRESA: [Scoffs] Of course it matters, rook. Here, without cream this time, damn it.
HUBRIK: …yes sir.
GRESA: Good.
[Shuffling.]
GRESA: [Mutters.] Christ, 12440, don't do that. No, no no — [Sigh.]
[Several clacks and static is heard. A click.]
GRESA: Uh, Steves? Yeah, uh, we got a Code Oakwood. Might wanna get down there and see what's up.
[A pause.]
GRESA: Yep, yep. Thank you.
[A click.]
GRESA: Oh, what is — oh wait. Uh… the hell is this?
[Shuffling. Several muffled thuds.]
HUBRIK: Uh, sir? Coffee's ready, but I think the machine's broke —
GRESA: Not now, Hubrik. You, uh, you stand back there.
HUBRIK: Like, do — do I not move? Or can I move like, an inch but stay in one spot?
GRESA: You — [Sigh.] The latter.
HUBRIK: Okay.
[Shuffling.]
GRESA: Okay, what do we got here. Hm.
HUBRIK: Coffee's getting cold.
GRESA: [A slow inhale.] Hubrik?
HUBRIK: Yes sir. Sorry sir.
[A flip.]
GRESA: [Muttering.] …after which it fuses back with the surface, effectively sealing SCP-XXXX-1. Gotcha.
[A pause.]
GRESA: Alright, just put that. And…
[A click.]
GRESA: Done!
[An alarm can be heard. This blares for the duration of the remainder of this log.]
GRESA: Oh shit.
SALLY.AIC: Lock has been disengaged. Nuclear warheads are now active, set to detonate in tee-minus 30 minutes. Please evacuate —
GRESA: [Whispers fiercely.] Hubrik! Hubrik!
HUBRIK: [Shouts.] What?
GRESA: [Whispers fiercely.] Turn it — turn the fucking camera off!
[END LOG]
CONCLUDING STATEMENT: Personnel (excluding Dr. Gresa and Alexander Hubrik) of Site-0 were evacuating to Site-alpha. In the midst of evacuation, the broadcast ceased. Security personnel re-secured Site-0, and all staff returned to their posts. Internal investigations began.
At Fortified Security Section #4B, guards noticed a circular engraving, 20cm wide, on the control panel. After several precautionary measures have been put in place, a cylindrical metallic mass, 30cm deep, was extracted. Analysis revealed that the triggering mechanism was situated at the base of this hole, where the exertion of pressure allowed the offending individual to bypass the two-man system allocated to activate the on-site nuclear warheads.
Dr. Gresa and Alexander Hubrik were captured at the incinerator, holding several audio recording devices in their arms. Both individuals have been detained in holding cells. Disciplinary action is pending.
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