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Item #: SCP-P3N15-J
Object class:Man it's a fucking dick Euclid, pending Keter classification
Containment Procedures: SCP-P3N15-J is to be kept in a secure, lead lined gold box with constant video surveillance to ensure its containment. Once a week, it is to be let out of its box and a D-Class personnel should be brought in for feeding. It is to be cleaned twice a week and be trimmed at least once a month.
Description: SCP-P3N15-J appears to be a creature resembling male genitalia in every way, even squirting semen at times. It can move through unknown mean-okay let's cut the scientific bullshit, It's a fucking 8-inch dick that can squirt radioactive, acidic cum and fucking fly for gods sake. I mean, this thing is basically indestructible because we found it in the goddamn crater where the first fucking A-bomb hit! Either the radiation from the bomb made this thing, or it's as resistant as the fucking hulk! The cum can melt through almost anything, and it's fast enough to fly at Mach-fucking-9! I'm making a very informal request to put this thing up against 682.
