Item #: SCP-AAAA
Object Class: Safe Euclid Apollyon Keter Keter-Thaumiel Euclid Decomissioned
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-AAAA is to be contained within a soundproof cell in Site-429 with one guard guarding the door. All organisms with hearing capability is not allowed within or in proximity of the cell without sound-deafening ear muffs unless approved by a Level 4 Researcher. If a organism is to walk in the room without proper protection and permission they are to be pulled out of the room.
Description: SCP-AAAA is a semi-sentient piano with 176 keys that when played will play a sound within space and time made by anything. A sound played by SCP-AAAA is usually always no a fatal sound, such as a supernova. If a note is played the sound associated with that key will play at that frequency.
When SCP-AAAA has dirty keys it will eject them and form a new one. If SCP-AAAA is dirty in any other place it will convulse the last person who touched it to make their way to SCP-AAAA and attempt to clean it. On each key in has an imprint of "█████" in cursive. When looked into this was the name of a genocidal musician involved in "████ ████".
SCP-AAAA will sometimes play a symphony or a song. This used to cause many deaths throughout the facility
Discovery: SCP-AAAA was found in a lodge on 12/██/11 as the decorative piano. Many hearing loss and aneurysm cases were around the area. The area was promptly raided and checked for anomalous items. SCP-AAAA was found and seized from the property. When loaded into transport █████ ████, a member of the lodge tried attacking the driver with cleaning spray and a rag. This was proved to occur normally.
Alteration Log: This is a log of all alterations made to the file including SCProcedures, Description, and Object Class.
Senior Researcher █████████: Placed in Anomalous Items Storage, not anomalous enough for special containment. Labeled as Safe.
Junior Researcher █████: Changed the Object Class to Euclid and put in an airtight cell. A ball fell on the keys and a loud sound killed and/or deafened everyone in a █,███ kilometer radius. Sound protection installed.
Junior Researcher █████: Reclassified as Apollyon, began to play a symphony causing vital organs to rupture, eardrums to explode, and people within a short distance had exploded veins, vessels, ruptured organs, brain damage, and bones breaking. Containment increased, move to another site with extremely sound deafened walls, doors, and cells.
Dr. ████████: Reclassified as Keter due to inactivity.
A submission to Level 4 Researcher ███████:
Dr. ████: If it can cause death this much we should use it for termination so we don't have to waste resources.
Researcher ███████: Approved. Reclassified to Keter-Thaumiel and used for termination.
Researcher ███████: Discontinued due to on-site personnel deaths and/or deafenings.
Test Log-AAAA-1:
Test A - 29/██/██
Subject: D-████, a former pianist.
Procedure: D-████ was told to play a song on SCP-AAAA.
Excerpt:
D-████: What the hell? You expect me to play this? The keys are all fucked up!
Dr. ████: Please, sir, try your best.
Results: D-████ began to play SCP-AAAA, seizing after the second note due to SCP-AAAA playing the sound of a hypernova. D-████ fell to the ground spasmed for three seconds stopped.
Analysis: D-████ was put through an autopsy, they found nerve damage, tissue damage, blunt force trauma, exploded blood vessels, failing organs, and a tiny imprint on his toe with "█████" written in cursive.
Test █ - ██/██/12
Subject: Senior Researcher █████████
Procedure: Senior Researcher █████████ was attempting to prove that SCP-AAAA is nonanommalos and cannot hurt anything.
Results: Senior Researcher █████████ ██████ ███ ████████ ██ ████ ███ ██ ███ █████████ ████ ████ ██████.
Analysis: ██ a ████ ██ █████████ ████ ██ █████ ██ █████ ███████ ██ - ██████ █████████ █████████.
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**ALL TESTS ARE HALTED UNTIL RECONFIRMATION BY ██-██, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
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Item #: SCP-BBBB
Object Class: Euclid Decomissioned
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-BBBB is to be contained within the boundaries of Outpost-BBBB. Outpost-BBBB is to have 50 MTF-Sampi-23 units "Saturday is The Holy Day" patrolling the area disguised as police officers. Any SCP-BBBB-B that attempt to escape SCP-BBBB-A or Outpost-BBBB are to be terminated. Pedestrians that witness this are to be given 1 dosage of Class B Amnestics. Trespassers are to be promptly escorted away from Outpost-BBBB and interrogated. If information about SCP-BBBB is to become known to the public the surrounding area (100 meters) is to be gassed with Class C Amnestics. If the former does not resolve the situation a MCK-contained-end-of-memory scenario is to be initiated. The area within a twenty kilometer radius is to be gassed with Class C Amnestics.
An image shot from the inside of SCP-BBBB-A.
Description: SCP-BBBB-A is a Christian hospital located in █████, Israel constructed on a graveyard of peacemakers, a former American pacifist organization. SCP-BBBB-A is in an advanced state of disrepair and covered in debris and vegetation. SCP-BBBB-B is a large hivemind of creatures with human appearance. SCP-BBBB-B appears to believe in Catholicism and are forthright in expressing such beliefs.
SCP-BBBB-A has numerous amounts of Catholic posters around it. One of these posters contains a picture of Jesus Christ with text quoting a nonexistent Bible chapter saying "Blessed are meek for they will destroy corruption and seize ████████." Many other posters contain slandering of 9/11, the Holocaust, and the Armenian Genocide. These are presumed to be made by SCP-BBBB-B
SCP-BBBB-B believes in many things that are forms of bigotry and prejudice, such as:
- Antisemitism
- Homophobia (transphobia)
- Anti-Americanism
- Islamophobia
- Antiziganism
An image shot by a bystander of two instances of SCP-BBBB-B protesting with two MTF in the background.
These views are believed by few to be the effects of SCP-BBBB-A.
Investigation Log-BBBB-1:
Procedure: Eighteen D-Class personnel were given instructions and segregated in six groups by the groups above, containing one Neo-Nazi group. One person in each group was given audio and video feed.
IT-1: Dispatched to a part of SCP-BBBB-A containing █████████. Found a pen with blood near the tip, newspapers with feces smeared on them, dead nazis, and a burning decorated Christmas tree.
IT-2: Dispatched to the north side of SCP-BBBB-A. Was assaulted at the entrance for being Islamic. IT-2-2 was killed from blunt force trauma. Not much was found after being told to evacuate other than a burning gay pride flag.
IT-3: Dispatched to the north side of the SCP-BBBB-A. After being proudly greeted and welcomed in, they were told to take off equipment by an instance of SCP-BBBB-B and head to the west side of the hospital. They complied despite commands telling him to ignore the requests. Later found dead in the west side due to severe burns and symmetrical clean slice marks.
IT-4: Dispatched to the west side of SCP-BBBB-A equipped with flashlights. Found multiple pentagrams painted in an unknown substance, walls containing depictions of Satan, and a African infant boiled in breast milk with a bible quote about slavery carved in its head.
IT-5: Dispatched to the east side of SCP-BBBB-A. Was verbally abused on entry, IT-5-3 pushed down a member and took the cross necklace hung around his neck. He [REDACTED BY O5 COMMAND]. The cross obtained was collected by Dr. ██████ and put in an Advanced Anomalous Items storage.
IT-6: Refused to comply due to the posters hung around SCP-BBBB-A. IT-6 was subsequently terminated.
Interview Log-BBBB-1:
Foreword: The following is a conversation between Dr. Ulser and an instance of SCP-BBBB-B. After the murder of Mary ████
<Begin Log, 04/██/██ 2:57>
Dr. Ulser: So, do you think what you did is right Mr. █████?
Derek █████: In the name of god, I shall liberate the impure and corrupt!
Dr. Ulser: And thus, the murder of jews is correct?
Derek █████: Yes.
*Dr. Ulser writes a crude comment on a notepad stating that Derek is "literally Hitler"*
Dr. Ulser: Why do you believe ████ ████ built this hospital over a graveyard?
Derek ████: The tomb of Jesus Christ was in the middle of the graveyard making it holy.
Dr. Ulser: What do you believe your motive is?
Derek ████: To eradicate the people of impurity and purge the population.
<End Log, 04/██/██ 3:04>
Closing Statement: Interview concluded and Derek escorted within SCP-BBBB-A.
Recovery Log-BBBB-1:
Group discovered after many disappearances and reappearances around the area. Many reports of people missing only to come back with many views of bigotry. These have resulted the SCP Foundation intervening and families being checked by Social Services. They believe they are accomplishing the salvation of all of the former bigotries listed. 129 deaths were reported. 1376 missing people. The church was reported to be the hivemind and was classified as SCP-BBBB-A and the people affected, SCP-BBBB-B.
Links
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Baptists-against-jews.jpg
http://www.fractal-recursions.com/Jan19_6.jpg
https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7374/13672509914_7115c561d3_b.jpg
Sigh. Goddamnit, I knew something would happen. Everybody thought dado was gone. Guess I'm writing this report now huh?
Foreword: Mass unintentional neutralization of dado items and personnel occurred in all sites containing dado items. This was unexpected and caused lockdown in most sites.
Report: All sites containing the PoI, "dado"'s items had a massive shutdown and containment breach of anomalies. These anomalies did what they did, you know, anomalous stuff. These were many things, compulsion from accidental run-ins to them searching for people. Some did other stuff, like opening a black hole or consuming the site in seconds.
Numerous sites had an entire extinction. Other sites set off their on-site warhead. Explosions all over the world. Other sites had lockdowns and lost many important personnel. After the storm settled on affected sites. It acted as a domino effect. All the neighboring sites of affected ones had the same occurrence causing the same result. For the love of God, I'm getting people saying GoI's are being affected as well.
All billboards and tech showed a simple message, "get bootstraps by dado." This has yet to be decoded, but it might have something to do with the Bootstrap Paradox. This displayed for 30 seconds and stopped or shut off before happening again after 30 seconds.
Whatever monster did this needs to be found, but if it has something to do with what we think it's the only thing they can do at this point.
Civilians, no scratch that, CHILDREN are dying as I speak. We can't do anything about it and we need to shut down. This is the mark of the end of the SCP Foundation and the start of the anomalies.
WARNING, MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED. PLE
dado interupts this report for a importan message.
dado fine businesses - must exist and be in action between 1980 and 2020. cessation of activity = invasion of birds/wolves/other multidimensional threats. they dont like dado after dado stop being dado. <— DONT FORGET THIS ONE VERY IMPORTANT
scp foundation - eliminate by 2025, earlier if possible. too long of a wait = no revolution = no release = no capital for dado spaceship rental and plutonium recycling center
dado is independent capitalist who keeps self up with bootstrap. dado continues his company. dado fine pharmaceutical and laundry and tan.
dado took long think about the end of scp people and he got it. just let out scp they are contain and it is end of them. dont ask how because you trust dado. pucijhgefudoerhsyth hamstr keyboard sry.
but then thought came 'what about goi' and so i did to them too.
We will operate by sightings and not findings. We'll let the anomalies roam. We don't have the manpower or morale to do anything. We will operate underground on this site. If we return we're leaving that site. All information can be found there even if it's not existing anymore.
MEMETIC HA
dado comes back and he always does
dado is dado
dado likes dado (no homo)
YOU TRUST DADO (copypasted because caps key broke)
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I'm fed up, I'm leading you on to something great. But it ends abruptly and casually.
Nobody cares about Dado, me. They just want to find me and watch me. No sales.
Manna Charitable Foundation.
SCP Foundation.
SPC.
Serpent's Hand.
Man Zoo League.
Even other fucking universes.
If you trust Dado, Dado trusts you. I will trust you with this opportunity.
I am Dado, creator of Dado by Dado. I'll just disappear again so "Why stop them?" you ask.
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because you trust dado correct?
Let's hope this passes. Because I'm gonna get sick doing research to be put on an article that no one will see. Sigh, end the report, the last one of the Foundation. Goodbye.
- O5-1
This document was written on 12/31/2018, the day the Foundation came back.
The anomalies, years underground, we contained them and had even more, we made the fifth catalog. By god…
The original dado items disappeared. Right off the face of the Earth. dado is still here though. Reading back through my report I see some of it cut out and was replaced with dado talking.
The way he did it, he planted agents. EMP really do some stuff to you, don't they? God, to think just one, ONE, EMP can end an entire Foundation. The first thing to do: set some countermeasures to EMP.
Further dado items will be tracked down and from what we know and what the Intelligence Agency has told us… he's running an actual parapharmacy business. Producing a lot more than before.
Let's hope we can secure, contain, and protect this world. Glory to the Foundation!
- O5-1
Interviewed: [The person, persons, or SCP being interviewed]
Interviewer: [Interviewer, can be blocked out using █]