Bruh Issa Dog

Item #: RPC-XXXX

Object Class: Alpha

Containment Protocols: RPC-XXXX is to be housed within site-██ in a solid concrete enclosure, with no less than 144 sq/ft of floor space. No windows or entrances are admissible within confine, the only allowed deviation of this rule is in regards to air vents. All cameras used to monitor RPC-XXXX are to be secured within both hollow and opaque PVC containers to prevent subject from noticing said surveillance equipment. Food and water are to be dispensed via tubing into specified basins carved into previously mentioned concrete flooring. Once a day, subject is allowed a milk-bone if behavior is deemed acceptable. Toys are to be dispensed on a day-to-day basis, depending on loss of previous entertainment objects. One individual is to monitor the activities of RPC-XXXX at all time and one perimeter check is to be carried out each day to ensure that there has been no tampering or interference in regards to RPC-XXXX's housing. Absolutely no personnel is to have any contact with subject, at any time.

Description: RPC-XXXX appears to be a conventional █ month old Labrador puppy. Thus far, subject has continued growth as per any ordinary dog. RPC-XXXX was found in an abandoned home of Mr. and Mrs. ████████ and their three children in rural northern Wisconsin. The disappearance of the family was classified as an enigma by local authorities, one of whom took RPC-XXXX home with them in what was a described in neighborhood news as, "a kind and charitable act". Following this incident, both the police officer and his girlfriend¹ were reported missing. Subsequently, RPC Authority took possession of RPC-XXXX and moved subject to site-██ for further research.

Upon arrival to Authority facilities, RPC-XXXX was housed in a 36 x 23 x 25 inch wire crate within an empty room and was placed under 24 hour surveillance, thereafter was moved to Supervisor ?'s office as a joke after proving to be, "harmless²". Supervisor ?'s sub-sequential disappearance from the premises was noted two hours after entrance into to their office. Following this incident, RPC-XXXX was placed back under 24 hour watch, and any interaction with the subject was carried out in hazmat suits with tinted visors. RPC-XXXX soon actively displayed conveyance abilities which were recorded by staff. These capabilities seem to be limited to objects, both living and inanimate. It is currently unknown where these objects are transported to, however it is clear that they are being moved and not completely disappearing. This process of transference seems to occur only after SCP-XXXX moves from playing with or interacting with one object to another. Monitoring is ongoing, however research has been halted until staff safety can be ensured after most recent incident.

Test Log 1
Foreword: Attempted Test of Object Transference
Prepared By: Researcher ?
<Begin Log>:
RPC-XXXX was given a small radio frequency GPS device to interact with. Once the subject was thoroughly acquainted with the GPS, the subject was distracted with a tennis ball. The device seemed to disappear quickly after. Monitoring of the device was subsequently begun. Although we are unable to find it, we are getting a signal, meaning it's somewhere. It's moved twice. We just don't know where.

Test Log 2
Foreword: Human Transference
Prepared By: Researcher ?
<Begin Log>:
A previously detained member of a GOI was placed in the room with RPC-XXXX without protective gear. After seven minutes of pets and gross baby talk, RPC-XXXX turned to chase it's tail. The subject, hereafter known as RPC-XXXX-1, shivered and vanished. His clothes were transferred with him, however the shiv that he had been hiding within a body cavity was not.

Internal Incident Report 1
Summary of Incident RPC-XXXX was originally placed in a crate, alone in the room. After this we moved him to Supervisor ?'s office to kind of surprise him in the morning. He didn't come back out and we can safely conclude that he's been transferred along with his desk, bookshelf, and most other things within the office, Everything save the ceiling fan, a motivational poster, and a family picture that was hung on the wall had gone with Supervisor ?.
Action Taken by Supervisor Standard death in facility procedure.
Supervisor Notes: n/a

Internal Incident Report 2
Summary of Incident RPC-XXXX fell asleep (super cute), and forgot about the door to the room. The door was moved by this incident. Luckily researchers noticed before RPC-XXXX woke up and were able to replace the door with cardboard as a temporary solution.
Action Taken by Supervisor RPC-XXXX was moved to a solid concrete holding cell. Possible termination of subject mentioned to higher supervisors.
Supervisor Notes: He's not cute. He's dangerous.

Internal Incident Report 3
Summary of Incident: Two weeks after arrival, RPC-XXX caused the "disappearance" of researcher ?. Despite safety precautions in place, we believe that Mr. Lou RPC-XXX began to recognize the scent of researcher ? which then gave the little guy subject enough knowledge of the object to transfer it.
Action Taken by Supervisor: Standard death in facility procedure. New containment, no door. All personnel are banned from interaction with RPC-XXXX until proper precautions can be made.
Supervisor Notes: For god-sake people, don't name it. It's a [REDACTED] alpha class.

Footnotes

1. With further review, it has been found that the officer's girlfriend had previously moved out. Subject simply had not informed friends or family of this.

2. Researchers noted that any excrement that the subject produced seemed to dissipate almost immediately. This was chalked up to RPC-XXX either eating or rolling in said bodily functions.

« RPC-(PREVIOUS RPC) | RPC-(CURRENT RPC) | RPC-(NEXT RPC) »