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Item: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Handle the entity with caution, as any damage to the bag will release SCP-XXXX-1
Description: SCP-XXXX is a generic bag of potato chips that comes from the brand Crunch! The bag is an 8 oz. and made of polypropylene and aluminum.There appears to only be one type of chip, that being sour cream and onion, but further examination reveals that the chips inside of the bag do not correlate with the flavor on the outside.The flavors can range from cheddar cheese or to nothing at all. Studies have also shown that the shape of the chips vary in size, from microscopic to a single chip taking up the entirety of the 8 oz. bag. There has also been an occurrence in which researchers found that the entire bag was made out of multiple chips, with the crumbs of chips from different brands spelling out things such as the brand name, the list of ingredients and bar code. It is unknown where the crumbs from the other brands come from. Any and all attempts to open this version of the bag results in the excretion of SCP-XXXX-1, a translucent gas that when inhaled, causes feelings of dizziness, shortness of breath, and in some extreme cases, temporary loss of sight. SCP-XXXX-1 has also been known to change its chemical composition to contain allergens pertaining only to any consumer with an animal allergy. Any personnel or D-class citizen with any serious allergy to any feline, canine, reptilian or avian creature is excluded from all experiments conducted within a day, as the gas will travel and settle on any surface. SCP-XXXX is being held in [REDACTED] on site [REDACTED]