Laserhawk

Diary of M██████ A████

Mar. 15

Something strange happened today. Apparently Dean bought "Miracle Shampoo" from the Market today. I told him that we're supposed to spend our hard-earned money on food and supplies, he just gave me a creepy grin and said "Don't worry, it'll work."
I swear, sometimes I should just hit the stupid bastard over the head.

Mar. 16

fucking dean.
I wake up and the first thing I see is him bare fucking nude, drying himself with the towel just after showering.
Why do we have a shower in our room anyways?
Anyways he seemed pretty happy with the shampoo, couldn't stop talking about how clean he felt. Asked if I wanted to use it too. I told him no thanks, I think I'm fine with using a soap bar.
Dean is acting weird. While we were walking to the Chapel, he tried avoiding anything that barely resembled a puddle or dirt spot.

Mar. 17

I'm actually getting worried now. We were eating breakfast and I just barely spill coffee on him. He screamed like he was on fucking fire or something, and said "No, no no! Get this filth off me!". He kept freaking out, and tore his shirt off and immediately went to the shower.
Now that I think about, Dean took 4 showers yesterday, and he's on his sixth one