(The following is a work in progress)
The Legal Department of Confucius Daoism is the Chinese Communist Party’s paranormal legal department. They were created to regulate, maintain, restrict, censor and enforce the Party’s laws and decrees of what anomalous entities are permitted to do within the borders of the nation’s territory. Anomalous entities refusing to cooperate with the Department will receive punishment according to party laws. The Department is known to raid Foundation sites located within territories held or claimed by the CCP. Most raids conducted by the Department so far had been for extraction of Foundation held SCPs or the elimination of Foundation presence. Currently the Foundation and the Department have an agreement of coexistence. The Foundation has agreed to limit their presence within the territories held by the CCP as long as the Department limits their authority within the borders of China. However, due to the CCP’s claims over the South China Sea, state owned ports and garrisons held in foreign nations and some territorial claims over India, the Department and the Foundation had been involved in numerous incidents over the ownership of several anomalous entities. These incidents had yet escalated to a devoted armed conflict to avoid a potential third global conflict. However, an interest group outside of Foundation control had been raising tensions with the Department. The United Nations Global Occult Coalition has been calling for the dismantlement of the Department for their liberal use of anomalous entities to maintain their power of the state. The Coalition argued that if the Department would use entities to maintain power for one nation, other nations will start to follow their example or worse, start an arms race of the anomalous. Therefore the Coalition had declared the Department a threat against the very notion of normality itself. These scornful remarks only served to fuel their animosity for each other as the CCP threatened to leave the United Nations. Incidents between the Coalition and the Department would often break out in contested areas. Threats of war have been issued by both groups, however neither would officially declare war knowing the ramifications as such actions. Therefore it has been unofficially established by both groups to limit hostilities to the contested territories and no further. Neither group is willing to invade the other's territory if it means to cause the third global conflict. The Foundation found itself having to be the mediator to the two groups as a way to prevent further escalation towards war. An agreement was made that a joint Foundation-Department research collaboration is to be formed as a compromise between the two groups. This agreement allowed the Department to have oversight to their Party’s territorial claims while still maintaining the United Nations international boundaries. This agreement will expire once either the CCP gives up the territorial claims or once the claims are officially recognized by the United Nations. Since the Foundation had been an impartial organization that has worked with all nations equally in the past, this arrangement has been accepted. The agreement was ratified on (Redacted) in the Department’s Administration Congress with the signing of the Joint Foundation-Department Territorial Non-Aggression Agreement.
It is currently known to the Foundation that high ranking officials of the Department all have some sort of anomalous properties that allows them to enforce their laws and regulations onto other anomalous entities. These beings impose a danger to the entire world and the very concept of normality if they are to continue. If the Coalition were to clash against the Department, the inedibility of a third world conflict would not only be involved with nukes, but with the supernatural and the unknown.
There are currently twelve subdivisions of the Department currently known to the Foundation. The Administration Congress, the Financial Office, the Sinicization Office, the Grand Treasure Fleet, the Qi Harvesting Bureau, the Disciplinary Committee, the Redistribution Center, the East China Sea, the Celestial Tower, the Imperial Palace of High Heaven, the Heavenly Court and the Underworld Asylum.
The Administration Congress [行政大会] is ran by ten high ranking officials called the High Chancellors appointed by the CCP. Their job is to review and approve laws made by the large gathering of legislators. Information about the number of attendees are said to be around two thousand to a million. The laws approved by the Congress seem to only apply to the anomalous and not the Chinese citizenry. The Congress is located in a trans-dimensional realm where it’s constantly dark and engulfed by a thick mist. The only light source in the realm seems to be man-made structures brought in or created. The Congress is held in a large colosseum like structure but with Chinese characteristics. The exact measurement, shape, description and features of the structure is not a set consent due to the nature of the structure. The colosseum seems to only appear once a meeting is held. The ten high ranking officials of the Congress would manifest the structure from the ground. The structure manifested would often surround all members present. Each manifestation observed so far is different depending on the size of the legislators present or on the whims of the high ranking officials. These officials seem to also have abilities to shape, move and alter the structure in any way they deem suitable. In most instances, the center of the colosseum is where legislators debate or plead their case to the officials. These officials would normally sit in a highly elevated platform at an end of the colosseum of which they would look down from. The colosseum is usually shaped in a pentagon. Different instances such as a square and a cambered airfoil had been observed to manifest. Seats within the colosseum will be arranged in a way that surrounds the center. Once the meeting had been concluded, the colosseum would submerge back into the ground. All information regarding the Congress is gathered through diplomatic means. There is currently no method for the Foundation to access the Congress without the approval and guide from the Department. Each instance of entry to the Congress had been on a train. It was informed to the Foundation that entry to the Congress is accessible by any train within the boundary of mainland China. It is not known how the Department is capable of traveling to this dimension by train nor the method of execution. Foundation personnel boarding the train had reported that visuals outside their window would slowly turn dark until all of the surroundings were black. The personnel would be informed by the staff at that instance to close or refrain from opening any windows at that time. It is unknown what would happen if personnel would refuse or open the windows at this time. All requests directed at Foundation personnel to either close or keep close the windows were followed. It is not known if this is a cognito-hazard exhibited from the staff or a case of curdiousy. Once the train came to a complete stop the Foundation personnel would be directed to leave the train. After departing from the train, Foundation personnel would arrive at a pavilion-like structure which acts as a sort of train stop. The entirety of their surroundings would appear to be blanketed by a thick mist which would obstruct Foundation personnel’s ability to see long distances. Foundation personnel would soon be directed to follow a member of the Congress to the colosseum. Foundation personnel would also be escorted by four hovering paper lanterns each positioned at a corner enveloping the escorted in a box formation. Foundation personnel made no attempt at separating from the group. Foundation Personnel would soon arrive at a less misted area of Congress. It is at this time the colosseum would have been already manifested or has yet to be manifested by the council. If the colosseum has already been manifested, Foundation personnel will be then tasked with finding a seat. If the colosseum has yet to manifest the Foundation personnel will be told to wait amongst the Legislators already present. Foundation personnel had to wait to be called on by the Council to enter the center of the colosseum to conduct diplomacy. Diplomacy would last an average around a week to a month depending on the mission. Notable diplomatic entrances to the Administration Congress are the signing of the Joint Foundation-Department Territorial Non-Aggression Agreement, the Department-Foundation Redesignation Agreement and the Department-Foundation Territorial Anomalous Seizure Agreement.
The Financial Office is run by three Finance Ministers, nine Secretaries under them and their army of accountants all having some connections to the CCP. The Minister's individual responsibilities are domestic trades, foreign trades and supply. The nine Secretaries are the middlemen between the three and their army of accountants. The Ministers each are assigned three Secretaries. The Financial Office can only be accessed by going into a pagoda within the Chinese border then opening up a special type of scroll and reading its content. At this time, opening up any door in the room would lead to the Financial Office. The Foundation has yet to visit the Financial Office. Information regarding this area was secured by Foundation personnel attending the Administration Congress through small talk with an attending legislator.
The Sinicization Office is the cultural assimilation arm of the Department. The Foundation has yet to locate their base of operations nor their means of transportation. The Foundation does not know the leader nor the extent of their operations. It is known that they’re tasked with assimilating anomalous entities within their borders to the Han Chinese culture. Their notable actions against anomalous peoples such as Uyghurs, Tibetans, Christians, people of color or anything designated by the CCP as foreign had been subjected to treatments described as a crime against conventional ethics and morality. See Incident (Redacted) for more details. They’re also known to deal with creatures, machines, spirits, environments, places, history, memetics and art in the same manner. The typical grunts of the Sinicization branch seem to resemble an old Chinese mythical creature known as the Jiangshi. What distinguishes these creatures from the typical Jiangshi is that they have no face except for the words “汉化公室” painted from the top down, translated to “Sinicization Office”. The foundation originally captured four entities. It soon led to a raid from the Department. A brief skirmish erupted between the Foundation and the Department in a short exchange of arms resulting in the eradication of the Foundation’s Chinese branch site (Redacted), the imprisonment of several high ranking and low ranking Foundation personnel and the deaths of 121 onsite Foundation personnels. This incident amongst others was the start to what is later known as the signing of the Department-Foundation Territorial Anomalous Seizure Agreement where most of the Foundation’s SCPs were repossessed by the Department on the basis of territory.
The Sinicization Agents seem to wear rings similar to SCP-3714.
The Grand Treasure Fleet is an armada of ships resembling in appearance to the ships used by the Ming dynasty during the 1360s. The fleet was shown only once by the Department during rising tensions between them and the GOC regarding the territorial claims over the South China Sea as a show of force over the area. Their first appearance was heralded by a red storm cloud forming into a red mist over the sea. The outline of the armada could be seen over the bright red glow from the lanterns these ships carried. The GOC and the Department had a brief skirmish of ships leading to massive losses from the GOC. It’s not known if the Treasure Fleet had sustained any damage from the skirmish. Most video recorded instances from the battle have been altered to the words “限制” when viewed, translated to “restricted”. It’s not known if the anomalous properties were from the fleet itself or if it’s the work of another anomalous entity. The incident had the potential of causing an international crisis which could’ve caused a third global war. Instead, the Foundation had to Chinese legend of Zheng He.
List of SCP the Department demands:
SCP-140 (Attempting to sinicize), SCP-199, SCP-326, SCP-392, SCP-439, SCP-460 (Attempting to sinicize), SCP-482, SCP-553, SCP-563, SCP-580, SCP-584, SCP-714, SCP-736 (Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-824 (South China Sea, Conflict), SCP-864, SCP-908 (Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-926 (Attempting to claim ownership of (The Main Army)), SCP-1105, SCP-1178 (Wants to either take it or destroy it), SCP-1186, SCP-1265 (Trying to farm), SCP-1266, SCP-1288, SCP-1334, SCP-1427 (Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-1428, SCP-1445 (5 Mao Party has been terminated), SCP-1447, SCP-1474, SCP-1529, SCP-1700, SCP-1726, SCP-1814, SCP-1817, SCP-1908, SCP-1920, SCP-1984 (Currently trying to eliminate), SCP-2077, SCP-2085 (Attempting to arrest for law breaking), SCP-2198 (Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-2202, SCP-2394, SCP-2478 (IJAMEA, Wants to genocide), SCP-2481, SCP-2535, SCP-2633 (Attempting to ban), SCP-2693 (Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-2711, SCP-2765, SCP-2745, SCP-2748, SCP-2781 (East China Sea), SCP-2788 (Inner Secretary of the Huaxi Village Communist Party Committee), SCP-2795, SCP-2841, SCP-2847, SCP-2863 (IJAMEA, Attempting to sinicize), SCP-2903, SCP-2908, SCP-2937 (IJAMEA), SCP-2953 (IJAMEA, Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-2995, SCP-3418, SCP-3445 (Attempting to sinicize), SCP-3201 (Attempting to claim ownership of), SCP-3580, SCP-3610, SCP-3714 (Jiangshi - Sinicization Agents), SCP-3786 (IJAMEA), SCP-3800 (Attempting to sinicize), SCP-3816, SCP-3847, SCP-3925 (Attempting to arrest for sending the Ministry of Public Security junk mail), SCP-3958 (South China Sea, conflict), SCP-3995, SCP-4005, SCP-4007 (IJAMEA, Currently trying to eliminate, (Assassinating 4, hunting 5)), SCP-4017, SCP-4045, SCP-4106 (Justification of the formation of the Department), SCP-4130 (Attempting to arrest for failure to payback loan), SCP-4245, SCP-4290, SCP-4327, SCP-4333 (Attempting to arrest for forging Chinese Passport), SCP-4383 (IJAMEA, laughing at Foundation’s failure), SCP‑4522 (IJAMEA, Had contact with, took their shit and made them hostile), SCP-4882, SCP-4929, SCP-5100, SCP-5013, SCP-5201 (Attempting to sinicize (Grunts)), SCP-5450,
SCP-2084 Email Correspondence
War games: SCP-5135
A man went up on the stage and positioned himself in the center. The room goes quiet. The guests turn their attention to him. The man raises his wine cup held by his left before he speaks.
My distinguished members of the party, today we will celebrate the demise of communism. The children of the Red Army, their dream of equality was shattered by the efficiency of progress. Their utopian dream was a great asset to acquire power during the revolution. But today, they are nothing more than a nuisance. The party is now in power. They are no longer needed. Today, in their name, we celebrate their death and the reconstruction of a new dynasty. The party has claimed the mandate of heaven in the name of the Communist Dynasty. Our dynasty will rule for generations to come!
我尊敬的党员们,今天我们将庆祝共产主义的灭亡。红军的孩子们,他们的平等梦想被进步的效率粉碎了。他们的乌托邦梦想是革命期间获得权力的一大财富。但今天,它们只不过是一个滋扰。该党现在掌权了。不再需要它们。今天,我们以他们的名义庆祝他们的死亡和一个新王朝的重建。党声称以共产主义王朝的名义拥有天堂。我们的王朝将统治几代人!干杯!
The guests applauded, agreeing with pride in their eyes. The man waited until the applauses died down and then he spoke.
We have reclaimed the glory once held comfortably by our Imperial ancestry. Before we were the world’s factory of cheap goods, we were the world’s factory of great luxuries. The world revolved around us. Every Western civilization warred because they wanted a better position to do trade with us. The Dutch sailed all of Russia to trade with us, the Portuguese sailed around all Africa to trade with us, the Spaniards sailed all around the globe to trade with us, the British resorted to deal in drugs to trade with us, the entire West pillaged and carved the East to trade with us. We were the center of the world and the West took it from us. Generations of Western greed, technology and influence shamed and humiliated us. From the Western greed of the French taking Vietnam from us to the Japanese occupying us with Western technology and to the Western ideology of the Russians still influencing us. We are defined by generations of shame. But we learned. The West is an abusive teacher but she still teaches. A lesson in history clearly shows the desperation of the British as they sell their opium to us. They had a trade imbalance and were willing to do anything. Had the early Qing Dynasty taken the gifts from the British envoy George Macartney seriously, perhaps China would have traded tea for muskets, artillery and ships. We would have never fallen. But the arrogance of the Emperor, a curse that befell many past Dynasties, ignored the advancements to modernization because he knew nothing of humidity. That is where he was wrong and it will be a lesson we will forever ingrained into our souls. Use trade imbalance to siphon off technological advancements from our enemies through the market, then cut them off once the technological imbalance has been mitigated. We have played the greed of these merchants masterfully. The free market the West promotes will be their own downfall. As the West relies increasingly on China for our manufacturing, we rob our enemies of their industrial capabilities with cheap labor. As our enemies' working population grows more unemployable, they shall embrace the foolish utopian ideals and cause social chaos. Undoing the foundation of their ancestors. We would have effectively turned their love of Democracy against themselves. Their foolish love for the unmaintained news outlets will also be their own downfall. To give their people the freedom to speak out against them and spread unchecked dangerous lines of thinking will inevitably lead to their people turning on themselves. Foolish. The correct response for a spokesperson that has insulted the state is a summary execution, not tolerance. The barbaric West has effectively become backwards thinking.
The guests laughed.
Yes, undoubtedly one of the West’s greatest steps backwards. But a one that can be exploited. We’d paid these “free media” to spread our propaganda onto their platform to net us greater influence over their politics. Such a clear flaw with their backwards thinking, only reflects on how stupid they are. Such as providing government issued health care, how stupid must the Westerners be? Giving precious medical attention to every hobo that comes crawling from the sewage is such a waste of time when it could be used on people that can contribute to society. That’s why we’ve abandoned it years ago. Let them die for their individual failures to contribute to the greater whole. But I suppose it’s only natural for the West to become so lost in their way. The Western Imperialists of the past were far more competent than these sad excuses for nations. But I suppose I won’t blame them too much for they are mere vassals to our rival, the American dogs.
The room went silent. A brief tension of hatred seemed to suddenly intoxicate every measure of atmosphere present in that nanosecond. There was a silent bitter understanding acknowledged by everyone before the man continues on.
They’ve infected them with the parasitic ideals of multiculturalism, individualism, mob rulership, materialism, consumerism all of these weaknesses that would shatter nations. But apparently this dangerous ideology hasn't died because the American dogs won the geological lottery and built their empire on a fortress in the middle of the sea. But no matter. Democracy is still a fragile system that’s only an unrest away before breaking. Soon our plan to destabilize, control and puppet the West into our sphere of influence will be achieved. Project one belt one road will see it to that. We’ll make our enemies’ filthy, stupid, ungrateful populace demand more government handouts as time progresses. Soon these governments will finally have enough centralized authority we can bring them into our sphere of influence and their beloved Democracy will shatter. And as we all learned from the failures of Communism, giving a central authority more power will only lead to a consolidation of control. We’ve already been experimenting with ways to influence and control dictatorships through impoverished African nations. We will be ready when the time comes for the West to collapse. Oh, by the way, members of the Ministry of State Security, please keep this in mind. As it was made clear in Ethiopia, we need to make sure the current regime stays in power. Otherwise, we’ll risk restarting. So please, make sure the puppet in Venezuela stays in power. It would be a setback for the party if he is replaced by their puppet instead. It was very difficult for us to look for artifacts while dodging the American dogs and their Foundation. We did manage to take the golden man back with us. He is currently in the Sinicization course and we think he could be employed to make components for electronics. We would essentially have an endless supply of the purest quality of gold. Artifacts such as him are the reasons why we must make sure this puppet stays in power. We might have another lead to something that would be beneficial to the party.
The guests nod in agreement.
Good. I’m glad that’s been addressed. Now then, what else to say about Democracy? It is a weak, unstable, ineffective form of governing, which promotes chaos and disrespect to the very body that’s governing. Such as promoting the mentally ill as people, allowing undesirables to sit in the very seat of power and propagating the degenerates. Enabling their disgusting way of self deprecation. As we all know, sane people only acknowledge that there are two sexes. but the West makes up fake sexes to make the mentally ill feel better. As well as letting peoples of incompatible heritage have a role in their government. And then there’s the degenerates. We may no longer officially classify the gays as mentally ill as to appeal to the West’s barbarism. But make no mistake, they are as mentally ill as they come. We will only tolerate them as far as it’ll benefit the party. But one dares to step out of line, they will be redistributed for parts. The degenerates are to know their place in society as a worthless nothing and they will die as one. They don’t leave a legacy, they don’t make sons for our wars, they only promote weakness in men. But as a courtesy to their foul existence, we will allow them to work till death in the name of the party.
The guests applauded with smiles on their lips. Some giggled while others laughed. Some with a vindicated expression and satisfaction. The man waited until the applauses died down and then he spoke.
Liang Qichao, a name most of us are acquainted with. Under the heels of the West, he argued that to combat Western Imperialism, authoritarianism must be embraced. 1962 was a time of great prosperity. We were a world power, wealthy, Confucian, and a court that listens to the emperor. But our greatest weakness was our arrogance. We became complacent, stagnant because we truly had everything. We failed to modernize and we failed to innovate our military. But we will no longer be blindsided again. We exist to ensure a future where our nation is prosperous. The Foundation of the American dogs holds artifacts of great power in a cage so we may not be able to harness it. So we may once again become weak, stagnant and complacent. Not this time. We shall avenge the generations of humiliation dealt by the West. We may be humbled by the experience, but we became wiser. We understand our nation’s destiny is driven by the need to endlessly improve. We have an army of soldiers ready to march onto the strongholds of the American dogs embedded in our lands. These sites will be ours by tomorrow’s end. And to the traitors of our nation that aligns themselves to the enemy of the party, they will be given one opportunity to swear their undying allegiance to the nation that birthed them. My distinguished members of the party, thank you for your time and service for the cause of the nation. Our ancestors will look upon us with pride as we rebuild their long lost legacy. To the Legal Department of Confucius Daoism! Cheers!
The guests repeated back the cheers of the man and drank. The man stepped down from the stage and walked back to his table. He was greeted by his friends and co-members, congratulating him on his speech. The food chart is then pushed around from table to table to serve the members their meals. The night went on and all was merry. In a few moments, an army of the Department readies themselves for a siege.