LE-88(JK)

Item #: SCP-XXXX (Hentai Sock)

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX must not be released into an public area with a judgmental population.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a brown, crusty sock full of human semen from an unidentified individual. The sock seems to want its mass increased, refusal to do so will result in the human, now known as SCP-XXXX-1, being unable to speak and only broadcast extremely loud hentai noises whenever their mouth is open. If SCP-XXXX-1 contributes to the mass of the sock there is a 50% chance that the Hentai noises will stop, the other 50% will spew out Hentai noises until the day of their premature death.