Le Pepp

Mein Kampf

The cover of SCP-XXXX, near identical to a standard copy.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept unopened on a steel lectern in a standard secure cell at Site-77. Access to the entity's cell requires Level-2 clearance or higher. All staff members involved in testing of SCP-XXXX should be briefed on the key differences between the entity's contained universe and our own.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an early copy of Mein Kampf similar in appearance to copies published in the late 1920s, though it's exact publishing date is currently unknown. SCP-XXXX is significantly thicker than one of its non-anomalous counterparts, being several hundred pages longer. Other immediately noticeable differences include the copyright and publications page being torn out and a note, written in French, on the inside back cover reading: "Nazi Scum".

A more detailed examination of the book reveals further anomalous qualities: despite the entity's text being written entirely in German, SCP-XXXX can be read and understood by people fluent in certain European languages, irrelevant of whether they also speak German. As of ██/██/19██ readers fluent in the following languages can read SCP-XXXX; French, Hungarian, Romanian, Danish, Finnish and Irish Gaelic.

The autobiography in SCP-XXXX is not constant with that of a standard copy of Mein Kampf, it appears Adolf Hitler (Henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-A) lead a substantially different life in the universe of SCP-XXXX (Henceforth referred to as SCP-XXXX-Omega). SCP-XXXX-A still fought in World War I, or as he refers to it "The Weltkrieg", however for reasons currently unknown SCP-XXXX-Omega's war continues past 1918 and into the early 1920s. Due to the author's assumption that the reader is knowledgeable of the wartime events of SCP-XXXX-Omega, the reasons for many results of the 'Weltkrieg' are unknown. Notable results of the war differing from our equivalent are a German victory in the 19██ Battle of ██████ and subsequent invasion of central France, ending with German capture of Paris.

The exact outcomes past this point are only partially known, however, it should be noted that expeditions into SCP-XXXX-Omega have confirmed that Britain and France have fallen to radical socialist regimes, while extracts from SCP-XXXX talk about the German Empire's transition into a constitutional monarchy.

SCP-XXXX 's more worrying anomalous property is the ability to use the entity as a bridge between our world and SCP-XXXX-Omega. This is achieved by ripping any of the pages in SCP-XXXX, which will transport itself, and all beings in contact with it, to SCP-XXXX-Omega, upon arrival SCP-XXXX will repair the torn page. To return, the same page must be torn again.
The exact location of arrival is not constant, but so far only varies from 4 distinct points. (See Addendum XXXX.03-b). Brent- London- Great Britain, Eimsbüttel- Hamburg-Germany, Sant Martí- Barcelona- Spain and Scarborough- Toronto- Canada. The date on arrival is always ██/██/1936, with all non-digital clocks adjusting themselves. For expedition logs and notes see Addendum XXXX.03-a.

Origin: SCP-XXXX was found on the body of [REDACTED], presumed to be SCP-████-█, after he was murdered and mutilated by Briac Kergoat in Rennes, Brittany (Kergoat is assumed to be the writer of the note on the entity's back cover). The suspect was arrested by French police before being transferred to Foundation custody. Plans were made to interview the suspect, however, he committed suicide during transfer to Site-██-█. SCP-XXXX 's noticeable anomalous qualities were discovered when Officer ████ █████ opened the entity and was able to read it, despite only speaking French and Italian. Class A amnesics were administered on French authorities.

Addendum XXXX.01: On ██/██/████ a humanoid male appeared in SCP-XXXX 's containment cell. The subject referred to himself as "Julian ██████" and claimed to be the head of a division of the British secret service. An interview was conducted:

+ Interview-XXXX.01

Interviewed: Julian ██████

Interviewer: Dr. Harold Kelt

Foreword: The subject was initially non-violent and quite willing to answer questions from Dr Kelt, the subject was dressed in the attire he arrived in; namely a dark red trenchcoat, a grayed navy-blue shirt and matching bottoms. This appeared to be a uniform of sorts, though it was not well kept. A firearm identified as a Mark VI revolver had been confiscated from the subject without incident.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Kelt: Good afternoon Mr ██████. Due to your impromptu arrival, there are a number of questions me and the Foundation would like to ask you. If that's alright.

Julian ██████: Yeah sure, that's fine. Uh, please call me Julian, or Jules if you'd li- [The subject hesitates, seemingly confused.] 'Afternoon'?

Dr. Kelt: Is this unusual?

Julian ██████: It wasn't even daybreak before I arrived here.

Dr. Kelt: Interesting, we'll take a note of that. Anyway, the questions?

Julian ██████: Go ahead.

Dr. Kelt: What exact date was it before you appeared here?

Julian ██████: It was a Thursday, I can't remember the date, but it was March.

Dr. Kelt: The year would also be useful to us.

Julian ██████: 1938, "Year of Reform" the continentals were calling it, recovery from the Crash.

Dr. Kelt: I see, judging by your accent I'd take a gander that you're a Londoner Mr ██████.

Julian ██████: Born and bred, but again I'd prefer it if you didn't call me that.

Dr. Kelt: Very well, but may I ask why this gives you such displeasure.

Julian ██████: Jules is my assigned name, and since I'm in uniform I'd like to do this by the book.

Dr. Kelt: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow. What are you involved in that requires you to change your name?

Julian ██████: Surely you recognise the uniform? [subject looks around the room for confirmation from the guards present, finds none.] I'm bloody M.I.5 mate, Proletariat division.

Dr. Kelt: Prole-? [He is cut off by the subject.]

Julian ██████: Forget about it, just get on with these questions.

Dr. Kelt: As you wish. What do you know about Mr Adolf Hitler, possibly Adolphus Hitler?

Julian ██████: [Subject mutters something incohesive under his breath.] Hitler? Can't say I've heard of the name, though I assume he's important if you're asking about him. Probably one of the Kaiser's men. Wait! No, I have heard of him, he was just made Economic Minister of Germany, odd Austrian fellow, right, with a Charlie Chaplin mustache?

Dr. Kelt: That would be him. Has he published an autobiography by any chance?

Julian ██████: God no, what the hell would he write about? Being a soldier in the war? As if nobody else ever was? Kissing the Kaiser's feet like every other damn Jerry, until he finally gets a post in the Reichstag?.

Dr. Kelt: I see you have some strong feelings about this.

Julian ██████: Who doesn't mate, who doesn't? [there is a 10 second pause] Well then, I've answered your questions, I'd like to uh- how should I say- 'Go home', now. If that's alright.

Dr. Kelt: I'm afraid we have neither the knowledge nor the means, besides we still have a few questions regarding what you did that transported you here.

Julian ██████: No idea what, but what I do know is that tearing a page of that dusty old book back in there will plant me back where I belong. I'm not an idiot, I can hear you lot talking when you're behind that door.

Dr. Kelt: Julian, we will be more than happy to let you return, but that is only if, IF, we are certain your return will not jeopardise the security of the facility.

Julian ██████: And how exactly could I do that?

Dr. Kelt: We don't want you returning to XXXX-Omega and then using the same means by which you came here to bring over a full-blown invasion force. If you want to go home, you're going to have to tell me exactly what you were doing before you arrived here.
[The subject ponders this before raising a finger to Dr Kelt, implied to be a request for time. He then stands, appearing to remove his coat and hang it over the back of his chair. The subject then produces a previously concealed firearm and uses it on both guards.]

Dr. Kelt: What the hell, man? What do you think you're playing at?

Julian ██████: Oh relax, they were both gutshots. [Subject keeps firearm trained on Dr Kelt before leaving interview room and tackling the guard outside.]

[Dr. Kelt ends the recording.]

<End Log>

Closing Statement: The subject incapacitated two more guards before taking a shot to the abdomen and subsequently passing out. The subject and the injured guards are all currently undergoing treatment, with no casualties as of yet.

Addendum XXXX.02-a: Julian ██████ has recovered and refuses to cooperate with Foundation personnel. Due to the potential danger of further transported entities causing a containment breach, a request for reclassification as Euclid is under review.

Addendum XXXX.02-b: Request to reclassify SCP-XXXX under Euclid designation granted.

Addendum XXXX.03-a: Following the discovery of SCP-XXXX 's trans-dimensional properties, multiple expeditions into SCP-XXXX-Omega have been planned and acted out.

+ Expedition 1, 

Date: ██/██/19██
Travelling Personnel: 2 D-Class (D-1840, D-5632) and 2 Facility Guards (Geoffrey Fuller, █████ Temple)
Equipment of Note 2 radios for D-5632 and Mr. Temple, 2 handheld cameras for D-1840 and D-5632, 2 helmet-mounted cameras for Mr. Fuller and Mr. Temple, 1 standard issue pistol for Mr. Fuller, 1 standard issue sub-machine gun for Mr. Temple.
Expectations None
[Written log of events, as seen from D-5632's camera]: The personnel were instructed to gather round SCP-XXXX, make physical contact with each other and remain in this state. Mr. Fuller was instructed to pick up SCP-XXXX, open it and make a small tear on page 177. At which point the 4 personnel demanifested from SCP-XXXX 's containment cell. Manifestation into SCP-XXXX-Omega was confirmed when D-5632 established a live broadcast from his camera to the facility, the location of manifestation was confirmed to be Toronto after the flag of the Dominion of Canada was seen by D-1480 to be flying from a nearby building.
The subjects had arrived in the entrance to an alleyway, they were initially unnoticed by local residents however after D-1840's observation a police officer spotted the subjects and began to approach. The officer confronted the group and questioned them on their dress and the devices D-5632 and D-1840 were carrying (Mr. Fuller and Mr. Temple were able to successfully conceal their firearms). Mr. Fuller was instructed to respond with "These are our uniforms." which the officer appeared confused by but accepted. The officer continued to question the group regarding their recording devices, Mr. Fuller came forward to reassure him but unintentionally revealed his firearm. The officer noticed this and seized Mr. Fuller, restraining him and attempting to make an arrest, once Mr. Fuller was pacified the officer raised his firearm at the remaining subjects ordering them to remain in place. Mr. Temple was instructed to not draw his firearm, but instead establish physical contact with the 2 D-Class and tear a page in SCP-XXXX. Upon completion all 3 subjects manifested inside SCP-XXXX 's containment cell.

Addendum XXXX.03-b: Locations SCP-XXXX transports the user to, inside SCP-XXXX-Omega, appear to not be random but dependent on seasons. Seasonal correspondence with arrival locations are as follows:
Spring; Hamburg, Summer; Toronto, Autumn; London, Winter; Barcelona.
All staff involved in testing should note that there is no exact date when this change in location occurs, for this reason, testing during the transition periods of seasons is discouraged.

Addendum XXXX.04-a: On ██/██/████, 10 humanoid entities (later confirmed to be ██████ █████████ ██████████) manifested in SCP-XXXX 's containment cell holding [REDACTED]. They quickly broke out of the cell after ███ ████ demanifested, causing a containment breach. They proceeded to methodically continue down the halls of the facility, attacking all armed personnel. MTF units were called to the ██████ sector of Site-██-█, the intruders were quickly cut off from other sectors of the facility. Camera footage shows the intruders unknowingly breaching ██████ ██████'s containment, upon which they were subsequently [REDACTED] after he was able to [REDACTED] shouting that they were "███████ ███████████ █████". The remaining intruders were captured by MTF units, ██████ ██████ was recontained without incident.

+ Interview-XXXX.04

Interviewed: Andrew Bates

Interviewer: Dr. Harold Kelt

Foreword: The subject was part of a 10-man-strong incursion into Site-██-█, the subject is from SCP-XXXX-Omega however does not seem to share the same time period as Julian █████.

<Begin Log>

Dr. Kelt: Good evening sir, I'm Dr Kelt and I'm here to interview you about the events of ██/██/████. But first, I'd like to know your name. [Subject does not respond, Dr Kelt addresses one of the guards.] Katie, I think our friend needs some encouragement.

[The guard nearest the subject raises her rifle towards the subject and turns off the safety in an attempt to intimidate him.]

Dr. Kelt: I'm going to repeat the question sir, and I expect an answer. What is your name?

Andrew Bates: Andy, Andy Bates. Look, I'm not afraid of dying, it's basically my job but… I'll answer your questions, just promise me you'll put a bullet in the head of that fucking animal.

Dr. Kelt: You mean ██████ ██████, the man you tasered? [Subject nods.] That can be arranged, Mr. Bates. [Dr. Kelt gestures for the guard to lower her weapon.] Now, why did you and your comrades invade this containment site?

Andrew Bates: We were ordered to, our Sergeant briefed us on a disappearance way back in the '30s of some M.I.5 agent, can't remember his name. He said this copy of a book was what caused it, that it lead to a different reality.

Dr. Kelt: A copy of Mein Kampf?

Andrew Bates: No, it was- uh - Their Finest Hour, by some old British Naval ex-officer. Never heard of the one you're talking about. Uh, back to our briefing; Sgt. Miller told us that we should expect everyone we meet to be hostile and to shoot to kill. If I'm honest, from what I've seen since I arrived you guys aren't actually as bad as we thought you'd be. I got a chance to see our version of, whatever you lot are, and it was horrid. Like Mosley's camps but made into some bastardised home of thought and research.

Dr. Kelt: Interesting, were there plans to launch future expeditions? Any other task forces?

Andrew Bates: I think so, but this whole thing seemed very rushed. From what me and lads could make out this was a rare opportunity made possible by… God knows what. Actually, if you ask Captain Reed, the-uh-French one, he could tell you more. He was at a higher clearance than the rest of us.

Dr. Kelt: That will be noted. Now, what country are you and your team from, or is this more of a coalition force?

Andrew Bates: We're all from across the Union, but mostly Britain. Though we had an Irish lad and Reed was from Calais.

Dr. Kelt: Thank you Mr Bates, truly. The depth and detail of your answers had made most of the rest of my questions redundant, that will be all for today Mr Bates.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: The subject's request for the execution of ██████ ██████ was not granted, however, he was not told of this. The man he calls 'Captain Reed' refuses to cooperate with the Foundation and thus an interview is impossible. The subject's other surviving comrade has been diagnosed with PTSD following the incident and is not in a suitable mental state for interview.

Due to SCP-XXXX 's ability to transport seemingly unlimited numbers of skilled aggressive opponents to its containment cell, possibly being able to materialise entire armies in Site-██-█, a request for transfer to Site-77 and reclassification as Keter is under review.

Addendum XXXX.04-b: Request for transport of SCP-XXXX to Site-77 granted, reclassification as Keter granted, but to be temporary until suitable containment methods are found.

Addendum XXXX.05-a: Following the improved cooperation of Captain Reed and James Howler's improved mental state, an investigation is ongoing to determine what exact scenario allowed the incident on ██/██/████ (Henceforth referred to as incident-XXXX.04) to occur and why no further incursions have taken place.

Addendum XXXX.05-b: Investigation concluded, SCP-2786 discovered to be the opportunity that allowed a containment breach, after pages of SCP-XXXX were found to talk about a 'hero' which had previously not been present. Alongside subsequent questioning of Captain Jacques Reed on SCP-2786's properties, of which he knew almost all. Following the entity's containment all trace of the 'hero' from SCP-XXXX vanished, a request to restore SCP-XXXX 's Euclid classification is under review alongside a further request to ease censorship of Addendum.XXXX.04-a.

Addendum.XXXX.05-c: Reclassification of SCP-XXXX to its previous Euclid designation granted. Declassification of Addendum.XXXX.04-a denied.
Note: I'd rather not give our 'hero' step by step instructions on how to raise an army inside one of our facilities again, lest he breaches containment. - O5-██

The Houses of Parliament

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is too highly frequented, by members of the public and elected officials without clearance alike, to be transferred to a containment site. However, due to its local and national importance to London and the United Kingdom, it is unlikely to be demolished or seriously damaged in any way. As such it remains outside of direct Foundation control.
At any time 10 Foundation personnel should be present in and around SCP-XXXX to monitor and report on any anomalous incidents, additonally elections in the South West constituencies of ██████████, █████ ████████, █████ and ██████ should be influenced to ensure planted Foundation Agents are elected as Members of Parliament.
Renovation of SCP-XXXX and/or its expansion must be prevented, Foundation agents should be placed in all known terror groups that operate in the area in order to prevent an attack causing serious damage to SCP-XXXX.

Description: SCP-XXXX is the designated title for the formerly non-anomalous Palace of Westminster (coloquially known as the Houses of Parliament). The Palace has been constructed, renovated and expanded multiple times throughout its existance with the last significant expansion occurring in the early 2000s. Between 2000 and 2012 is the approximate period in which SCP-XXXX is suspected to have developed its anomalous properties.

SCP-6000

Item #: SCP-6000

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6000 is not to be moved from office 189-G in Site ██, plants similar in appearance should be used to decorate the rest of the office to reduce suspicion from on-site researchers. The plants in office 189-G should be maintained and trimmed by a garden-trained D-Class who must be replaced every 6 months. No facilities should be built underneath SCP-6000 for risk of disturbing its roots. Under no circumstances should any researchers be informed of the existence of SCP-6000 nor its presence within their workspace. In the event of a researcher realising the entity's anomalous qualities they should be integrated into the designated SCP-6000 research team or administered with Class-C amnestics and moved to a separate facility at the discretion of the current research team.

Description: SCP-6000 is an entity of dubious sentience with the appearance of a potted philodendron (a common desk and office plant). Its roots are far longer, thicker and invasive than any recorded member of the species, extending approximately 3 metres at their most extreme and with a mean radius of 14 millimetres. These roots have extended through the floor and foundation of the building and are only currently visible in their full extent via ultrasound imagery. There has been no abnormal growth of this kind from the rest of the entity.

SCP-6000's secondary anomalous property is more concern to the Foundation; when a sentient being in regular contact with SCP-6000 becomes aware of any of its anomalous qualities