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SCP-5528

SCP-5528

“Laughing Gas”
Description:
SCP-5528 is a small steel two (2) foot tall canister marked “Laughing gas”. By the amount used from testing, SCP-5528 has no bottom. An estaminet of over five (5) kilograms of gas has been used. A contaminant in the gas makes people laugh.

After the compound enters the body, the “host” then begins to laugh uncontrollably. After about [EXPUNGED] minutes the host will then mutate into SCP-5528-1. SCP-5528-1 is mutated in many ways, adding mouths, arms, legs, teeth claws/nails, teeth/fangs, armor, and super human strength and speed. The canister is virtually bullet proof and cannot be punctured. This helps in neutralizing SCP-5528-1 without having to worry about puncturing the canister.

SCP-5528 can seemingly infect anything. It has been tested with a dog, snake/cobra, cat, and a human. (See experiment logs SCP-5528-A through SCP-5528-D.)
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5528 is held in a 20mx20mx20m Airtight containment room with an attached decon room. The room must be filtered every week and checked for cracks in both the container and room.
Anybody who enters the room must be decontaminated and checked for any toxins or contaminants related to the laughing gas.

The mutations of SCP-5528 are almost indestructible and require the highest caliber weapons, though electric weapons (such as the Micro H.I.D.) seem to be extremely effective. Cryogenic and incendiary weapons are also effective.

Test Logs:
TEST VIDEO LOG: SCP-5528-A
<BEGIN LOG>
One dog of the [EXPUNGED] breed has been deposited in the containment area. D-27781 in a hazmat suit has been ushered into containment area to open the container for fifteen (15) seconds.
D-27781: (From inside containment) ten (10) seconds, right?
Dr.(Blur): Fifteen (15) seconds.
D-27781: Okay. (D-27781 is seen opening the container from by twisting the valve, as he is whispering) 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7- 8- 9- 10- 11- 12- 13- 14- 15 done.
At six seconds, the dog is seen already jerking and making a laugh like sound.
D-27781: Wha- What the fuck! What are you doing to the dog? Sick Fucks!
D-27781 sprints out of the containment room. As he leaves, he attacks one of the guards.
Guard: (in the background) D-27781 designated for termination! (Several gunshots are heard) Get this shit head’s body out of here.
Continue with testing and check for bullet holes in the wall.
(After several minutes, the dog is seen mutating.)
Subject is mutating, gaining several limbs. Mouths have grown over the body. The subject has stopped laughing and is now turning violent, slashing at the wall with overgrown nails. Subject has now broken into the decon room. Terminate test!
Guards enter the room, one holding a Micro HID, the others holding high caliber rifles.
Front guard: Go die in hell. Open fire!
<END LOG>

TEST VIDEO LOG:SCP-5528-B
<DATA CORRUPTED>
<SWAPING TO INTERVIEW>
<BEGIN LOG>
Dr.█████: Who opened the valve?
Guard: A D-class. They put him in a hazmat suit. He also carried a cat in with him.
Dr.█████: How did the cat… uh, react, to SCP-5528?
Guard: The fucking cat grew to the size of a deathclaw from Fallout. It was one (1) foot tall before infection, and it grew to seven (7) fuckin’ feet!
Dr.█████: Did it turn hostile?
Guard: Bet your Ass! He clawed through the containment room! We grabbed the Micro H.I.D. and lit it up!
Dr.█████: Did it react, flinch?
Guard: Fuck no! Someone brought in a 50. cal and it barely even punctured the body. We had to grab a M80 Vulcan to chew through it. It finally fell to the ground. It sat there and twitched for twenty minutes. While people were cleaning up the room, the thing exploded! I was lucky that I had my mask on. I shot everyone up before they even started laughing.
Dr.█████: Autopsies on deceased personal exposed to SCP-5528 shows many unknown chemicals and organs. One organ is believed to make spores that leave from the lungs when exhaling. Would you like to continue to monitor SCP-5528 throughout tests?
Guard: Unless you're going to terminate it next time, I’m out.
<END LOG>

Test log:SCP-5528-C
<BEGIN LOG>
A large cobra and snake have been deposited in the containment area. A D-class has been ushered into containment area to open the valve.
(Many seconds pass.)
Subjects have started to laugh and small tails, mouths, and fangs are protruding from the subjects. Holes are being created in a subject, at times spraying venom.
Guard: (faintly) Subjects have started to mutate! Be prepared!
Guard: Jesus Christ, Whats happening
Subject have began fighting, using their tails as “blades”.
The snake subject kills and eats the cobra
The snake has killed the cobra.
Guard: The snake’s burrowing!
(Site-49 went on lockdown, waiting for SCP-5528-1 to appear. It has not been seen since the incident and the site has been taken off lockdown.)
<END LOG>

TEST VIDEO LOG:SCP-5528-D
<BEGIN LOG>
One female D-class has been ushered into containment area without a hazmat suit and instructed to open the valve.
D-Class: Why?
Guard: Just do it.
D-Class: I won’t do it!
Guard: D-59721! Open the valve immediately, or you will be terminated!
D-Class: Jesus Christ, I’m going to die either way why shou-
Guard: D-59721 Designated for termination!
Many gunshots were heard as guards neutralized D-59721
Dr.███: Find me another!
Many minutes pass
Dr.███: Open the valve!
(D-Class complies)
Object has started to laugh as many limbs start to grow on it such as arms, legs, heads, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. It’s laugh has turned to a demonic chuckle.
Dr.███:Evacuate!
Guard: We stay, everyone else get the fuck out.
(Guards turn to SCP-1 on the camera to watch it bust through the door)
Guard: Fire! Fuck! The valve is open!
Intercom: All unoccupied guards, Report to SCP-5528 to prevent a major containment breach.
Guard: Get the flame thrower! Now!
<END LOG>

A Request has been sent to O5 command to neutralize SCP-5528. Request has been approved by O5 command and is to be carried out by Dr.

SCP-5529

Item #:SCP-5529

Object Class: Euclid Keter

Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-5529 is to be fenced in with barbed wire chain link fence and electrified. The fence is connected to a 500 volt generator. When fuel runs out in the generator, a battery system is to be started up until the generator is refueled. The exterior of SCP-5529 is to be patrolled by five units of mobile task force Foxtrot 21 (The Warthogs) and changing shifts every five (5) hours. The door to access SCP-5529-1 is to be padlocked and guarded by two units of The Warthogs changing shifts every seven (7) hours. All subjects introduced to SCP-5529 are to be terminated if they get within a one (1) and a half meters of the fence to prevent a secrecy leak of the SCP Foundation.

Description:
SCP-5529 is a house with a floor plan of 1000 sq ft. The house itself isn't anomalous, though SCP-5529-1 is housed inside of the pantry of SCP-5529. SCP-5529-1 is salt in a salt shaker, roughly three (3) inches tall.

When SCP-5529-1 is consumed, the consumer will feel extremely dehydrated, shows early side effects of drinking salt water. By making the consumer of SCP-5529 feel extremely dehydrated, it makes them drink large amounts of water, causing hyper hydration.

When SCP-5529-1 falls onto any skin tissue, including muscle tissue and internal organ tissue, it will continue to dry out the tissue to a critical point within twenty-four hours. Once the critical point is hit, tissue will begin to peel off, layer by layer, with very little pain. By causing very little pain, the consumer will continue to pull it off. SCP-5529-1 has very little effect on hair and nail tissue.

All research towards finding out what causes the symptoms of SCP-5529-1 have indicated that a microbial infection is the cause of all the symptoms. Up close looks through a microscope reveals that a microbe of unknown origin, family, and kingdom. The microbe is neither a bacteria, fungus, or virus.

Addendum:

SCP-5529 has been reclassified as Keter, seen as a small bunker has been located under SCP-5529, after hearing loud crashing sounds and grunting. SCP-5529-2 is a large black biomass of no known origin and material. At random times, SCP-5529-2 will open, releasing multiple instances of SCP-5529-2A.

SCP-5529-2A is a black humanoid figure, ranging from six (6) to seven (7) feet tall. After being released, SCP-5529-2A will turn extremely hostile to any form of animate life within twenty (20) meters. After twenty-four (24) hours, SCP-5529-2A will kneel down with its head down. Its body will began to budge in ██ minutes, then splitting into two (2) to five (5) four legged creatures, all black. The offsprings will now be known as SCP-5529-2B.

The Warthogs refer to SCP-5529-2B as "Gaggers", because when any living form enters a five meter radius, it will jump on they head, hugging onto it as it gets to the mouth. It will push itself into the trachea and down the esophagus, into the stomach, laying eggs then clawing itself out of the stomach.

Request sent to O5 command to research SCP-5529-1 as a weapon. Request accepted, research to begin immediately. Research permanently stopped seen as SCP-5529-1 decays into ash if outside of SCP-5529 for over an hour.