Lee Law Louis Lam

SCP-347-J

Photo taken when SCP-347-J (Nobody) was first discovered.

Item #: SCP-347-J

Object Class: Euclid, awaiting advancement to Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-347-J resides in a 6.1 m by 6.1 m (20 ft by 20 ft) room at ████████ Site ████, and it has been confirmed that it has not left the room.

Description:

+ Known identity

SCP-347-J, born as No one/Nobody has been shrouded in mystery, to the extent that his parentage, and even the date of his birth, are completely unknown. His talents are endless and he possesses the largest ego in the known universe. The reason for the obscurity of his continued existence is believed to be linked to the fact that he made himself nameless.

Nobody, being enigmatic and tricky has no known proof of current existence, much like god and love. Also, despite having no known gender, it has been proven that in all likelihood Nobody loves you.

Some rather uppity, disenchanted women have complained that Nobody is a man. However, Nobody is perfect, and cares about everything and anything in the world, which suggests otherwise.

+ ████ Discovery

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