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Recreation of SCP-XXXX from original footage possessing no cognitohazardous properties.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained on a computer in a secure item locker on Site ██. Under no circumstances is the file to be run without authorization by two (2) personnel level 2 or over.

Description: SCP-XXXX is an anomalous .jpg file titled "someBODY" with cognitohazardous properties. The file contains a still image of the movie "Shrek" by Dreamworks Animation Studios, from approximately 62 seconds into the film. SCP-XXXX’s properties manifest after watching the first three (3) minutes of the movie, the subject becomes an instance of SCP-XXXX-A. Whenever an instance of SCP-XXXX-A speaks the word “somebody” in English, the nearest door will open, regardless of it being locked or blocked. The door will move any objects out of its way in order to become fully open, crushing objects unable to do so.

SCP-XXXX was created by POI-XXX “Bluntforcetrauma”, affiliated with Goi “Gamers against Weed”. The purpose was originally developed as a prank played on other members of GaW, before being distributed on reddit by POI-XXX "HansYolo". ███ people were affected by SCP-XXXX before the picture was removed by Foundation internet sweeper AI.

Transcribed logs are enclosed below:

Cocktoberfest: Whos on rn

Bluntforcetrauma: me

Theothercastle: me

HansYolo: sup

Didley: