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Item #: SCP-4505
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4505 is to be kept in a containment locker at site-15 and testing is to be granted only by a level-4 staff member.
Description: SCP-4505 is a small black USB stick resembling Darth Vader, original storage was believed to be a [DATA EXPUNGED]. Printed text on the side of the USB indicates that the storage is of 32GB however running the USB through a device shows a total size of 256GB.
When SCP-4505 is plugged into any device with a USB slot it will immediately prompt a blank beige tinted screen apart from an input field at the bottom, attempts to exit this screen or shut down the device besides unplugging aren't possible. Within approximately 10-15 seconds since SCP-4505 is plugged in an italic text will appear at the top left most corner. Text reads "Welcome to EuphoriaOverdrive, a revolutionary text based adventure for the whole family. Type whatever you can possibly think of and the machine will respond". Introduction text seems to be always consistent except for some incidents. It is then followed by a descriptive sentence usually of length 3 to 4 lines long and varies every time. Most notable things the description text with mention is setting, any buildings or paths, important items or living beings nearby. Very rarely is the players appearance ever described. Typing anything into the input field and pressing enter will result in a follow up text by SCP-4505 regarding whatever is typed. Response times can vary between being spontaneous or █ hours depending on the input. SCP-4505 can respond with surprising accuracy for the users input and only re-asks for input again if the input is unreadable or input is an impossible action and will correct any spelling mistakes. (See Addendum 4505 Testing Log for further information). SCP-4505 will proceed similar to that of text based adventure games like Zork and Spider and Web and only ending when either when the player dies, becomes unconscious/unable to move or the 'sparkling blue egg' has been found. Mention of egg has only appeared █ times and existence of it has yet to be discovered.
SCP-4505 was recovered in [REDACTED], United Kingdom after several unexplained deaths and murders were reported by authorities within the local area. Subject-03 was detained and questioned by foundation personnel where SCP-4505 was contained along with Subject-02 and Subject-04. After extracting all the necessary information from all four subjects, they were admitted Class-B amnestics and returned to their town and a cover-up was given for the deaths. (See Addendum Subject-03 Interview for further information).
It was believed that Subject-01 first came across SCP-4505-01 on ██/██/2006 in an abandoned bowling alley in a remote part of town. Attempts to locate the initial site have been unsuccessful, the validity of Subject-02's statement about this location is still up for questioning.
Addendum Subject-03 :
Dr. Valery: So, (Subject-03), you claim to have been the culprit behind the murders in your town yes?
Subject-03: *sobbing* Yes, yes I did… somewhat *continues sobbing* but it was all (Subject-04). We're all innocent
Dr. Valery: What did (Subject-04) do?
Subject-03: He took it for himself, snatched it in the night from (Subject-01). We were gonna burn it when we started to realize its potential.
Dr. Valery: How many times did you use it before you realized?
Subject-03: *begins crying into his hands*
Dr. Valery: (Subject-03) I need an answer
Subject-03: At least twenty (20) times, I swear I only used it a couple times!
Dr. Valery: Do you know why (Subject-04) took the device for himself
*long pause*
Subject-03: He was having relationship issues at the time, after (Subjects-02)s Mum had [DATA EXPUNGED] and we figured out it was the device, he thought he could use it to kill his girlfriend, no ex-girlfriend. They'd just broken up.
Dr. Valery: Explain to me how the device ended up in your hands at the police station?
Subject-03: (Subject-01) had contacted me and (Subject-02) about it going missing so we went to speak to (Subject-04) where he proceeded to violently attack (Subject-02) and [REDACTED] (Subject-01) in the face, k-kill… yeah… I was able to make my way into his room while this was happening and took it however he caught me but I was able to get on my bike. He chased me down the road before he was hit by a car and knowing he'd do whatever he could to get it back I took it to the police.
Dr. Valery: I believe that's all the time we have for today, thank for cooperating (Subject-03).
End of log
Addendum 4505 Testing Log:
Last entry on Subject-01's computer after recovery
Welcome to EuphoriaOverdrive, a revolutionary text based adventure for the whole family. Type whatever you can possibly think of and the machine will respond
You are at a crowded restaurant sitting at a table with your family. It is midday and the sun is blistering hot. Their is a lady to the right of you with a baby in her arms and a teenager on your left. You appear to be eating a roast lamb with vegetables. There is a phone, a wallet and a coupon in your pocket
:Pick up the plate and throw it across the room and sing Crazy Frog
You toss the plate across the room and it hits into a waiter and he walks over to confront you. You just sing Crazy Frog into his face as others watch on
:Run outisde and steal a car and drive off a bridge
You burst out the doors of the restaurant and try to break into a car but the owner punches you in the face
:Punch his face again and again and then eat his eyeballs
You begin punching him and he falls to the ground. You then proceed to rip out his eyeballs and eat them
:What items does he have?
You search the man and find a pocket knife, however another person tackles you to the floor and takes it off you
:Twist my neck
Session ended
Testing on D-Class
All staff personnel were escorted 5km away from the site and 20 D-class were placed in separate cells and including a researcher using a computer infected with SCP-4505. Testing of SCP-4505's total capabilities were recorded including testing its locating abilities. Potential use of SCP-4505 to locate missing SCP's is undergoing O5 clearance.
Welcome to EuphoriaOverdrive, a revolutionary text based adventure for the whole family. Type whatever you can possibly think of and the machine will respond
You are in a blank metal room with a bed, toilet facility and a basin. Above the basin is a cracked mirror which is barely visible due to the poor lighting. You seem to be wearing an orange jumpsuit and there appears to be a makeshift knife up your [REDACTED]
:Confirm nametag on jumpsuit
D-5604
:Locate a golden watch belonging to Dr [REDACTED]
//You find the location of the watch appears to be in [REDACTED], Washington, floating in the fountain
:Locate the sparkling blue egg
You find the location is not known, however you feel the need to find this sparkling blue egg
:Locate SCP-████
You find the location of SCP-████ or [DATA EXPUNGED] as it is also referred to is currently in [DATA EXPUNGED] national park, atop the tallest mountain beside a tree resting
:Jmup to space
You find it is not possible to jump to space
:U R 2 jmp 4 4 tims
You jump up and down four times
:Dig to the center of the Earth
(D-5604 can be seen clawing at the cell floor for several seconds before giving up)
You begin scratching at the ground but it is too tough
:v345b bbvr3t34b 45
Can you please repeat yourself?
:Shut down SCP-4505
You feel threatened…
:Locate SCP-4505's creator
(there is a pause of 45 seconds before D-5604 drops to the ground dead, autopsy shows he suffered a brain rupture)
Session ended
