Let's Get Some Cliche Ramen
[div class="scp-image-block block-center" style="width:100%;"]]
20190523_184451.jpg

SCP-XXXX-1 inserted onto a pillow.


[[/div]]

Item: SCP-XXXX

Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard containment locker in Site 23. Testing of SCP-XXXX should only be allowed to those above level 3 clearance. In order to test, D-class must not watch [REDACTED], and get a psychological evaluation before entering the test chamber.

There are to be Standard Testing Chambers and no more than 1 subject in each chamber for SCP-XXXX-1 instances. Subjects must be armed with a centiliter of liquid smarties enclosed in a syringe when entering SCP-XXXX-1's testing chamber. Great Value brand pillows are to be placed in standard containment lockers for testing.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a square pillow case branded as "Great Value" that can anomalously be placed on any pillow regardless of its size. It should be noted that effects of SCP-XXXX only work on those who hadn't watched at least half of [REDACTED]. Its effects also don't work on those who have been employed to Walmart or its affiliates.

SCP-XXXX's effects will activate once you put an object in touch with the subject inside. After activating, SCP-XXXX will attempt to replicate tropes commonly found in anime, usually from the slice of life genre. The subject itself will participate in these events, and will even risk its own life to participate.Various examples are the squeezing of a girl's breasts, being called 'a pervert', and normally signs of being edgy, or dark.

5 minutes of exposure to SCP-XXXX causes two pink hairpins growing on their head, similar to that of radio antennas. The victim of SCP-XXXX, designated as SCP-XXXX-1, will attempt to take the hairpins off, and will do so with blunt force. SCP-XXXX-1 will unsuccessfully take the hairpins off, and will start smashing their head into the hardest material available to them within a 5 meter radius.

SCP-XXXX-1 will then think they have psychic powers after 10 minutes of exposure, and refer to themselves as a psychic. These "powers" include, but aren't limited to: telepathy, invisibility, x-ray vision, and teleportation. The user will then use these powers, and think that they work.

SCP-XXXX-1, after 25 minutes of exposure, will attempt to kill themselves to death using very common methods of suicide. The user, after dying, will not materialize into cotton, but instead, turn into a puddle of human tissue. The human tissue in question is made out of unknown material, and can cause fatality to those who consume at least 5 liters of it.

SCP-XXXX-1, after 30 minutes of exposure, will materialize into cotton, usually into the shape of a pillowcase, in which effects will be similar to those of SCP-XXXX. A noticeable difference is that SCP-XXXX-1 instances will not have any abnormalities, and will become sapient. SCP-XXXX-1 instances can also clone without any lifeform inserting an object into their insides. SCP-XXXX-1 effects will only work as expected if used with a Great Value brand pillow.

Incident SCP-XXXX-1A:Dr. [REDACTED] is testing SCP-XXXX-1 with a pillow branded by Kmart. Two subjects are to insert an object inside of SCP-XXXX-1. As pulling the object out, the object inserted into SCP-XXXX-1 became sapient and attempted to attack subject 1. Subject two, which inserted the object inside, is standing at the scene, helping the object attack subject 1.

Incident SCP-XXXX-1B:SCP-XXXX-1 is inserted onto a Great Value brand pillow. SCP-XXXX-1 becomes sapient, and immediately starts attacking any lifeform around them. SCP Foundation Security Teams were dispatchef and arrived at SCP-XXXX-1 testing chamber, attempting to contain SCP-XXXX-1. SCP-XXXX-1 escaped its testing chamber and caused a containment breach. SCP-XXXX-1 was caught the next day by Foundation Personnel using injections of liquid smarties.