SCP-5692

Item #: SCP-5692

Object Class: Keter

Threat Level: Orange

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5692 should always be contained by a 20ft by 20ft 5 inch thick steel container at all times. There are not really any special containment procedures. This will be explained in further reading.

Description: SCP-5692 can shapeshift into any humanoid so there is no telling what his true form is. The most common form SCP-5692 goes by a 25 year old male that is 6”3 In American feet and inches. When SCP-5692 shapeshifts SCP-5692’s molecular structure changes as well so it is not just an appearance it is an entity. When 5692’s main form had his blood drawn the blood test comes out as, 25% white (Caucasian), 25% African, 25% Hispanic,15% Japanese, and 10% Russian. Also, note that 5692 is only Keter because of its rage mode.

Addendum #5692-1: SCP-5692 has been seen producing non-organic and organic matter such as; Furniture, food, and clones of itself and will now be referred to as SCP-5692-A through E respectively. It seems like 5692-A-E has been assigned different roles and has been confirmed by 5692 themselves. 5692-A produces furniture, 5692-B, and C place such furniture into its correct place. 5692-D produces plates and silverware, and 5692-E produces food for 5692. The clones only do commands if 5692 says so. All 5692 clones can only produce matter according to their role, 5692-A can only produce furniture and not food, etc.

-[ WARNING LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE AND ABOVE MUST BE AUTHORIZED TO VIEW ADDENDUM #5692-2]-

Addendum #5692-2: SCP-5692 has been observed to have different rage levels. Only 4 have been seen and researchers believe that there is a 5th but this has never been observed. The anger levels have been named SCP-5692-1-A through SCP-5692-1-D.

5692-1-A: Slightly agitated and can be calmed down somewhat easily.

5692-1-B: Angry and does not respond to anyone and moderately difficult to calm down.

5692-1-C: Very angry and can not be calmed down only itself can calm itself down and will likely breach containment.

5692-1-D: This mode has been nicknamed rage mode by personal. Rage mode is unstoppable and has only been seen once when 5692 had 5 termination attempts in just 3 hours. 5692 breached containment and killed █ █ personal and staff members and nearly breached site █ █. When 5692 is in this mode it does not have higher brain function and can not produce clones or produce any matter.

5692-1-E (theorized): Most researches agree that if 5692-1-E happened the most likely result SCP-5692-1-E breach site █ █ and result in WK mass extinction event. 5692-1-E would go on a rampage until calming down and returning to site █ █. 5692 would return to the site because he has stated that he does feel sentimental attachment to the site, this is probably because when he was contained he was found homeless. 5692 is still not able to have higher brain function in this mode.

Addendum #5692-3: 5692 has massive regenerative capabilities and can resurrect itself. When 5692 dies it takes at least 5 minutes until it resurrects itself. 5692 refers to this as “respawning”.

Interview Log

Interview log # 5692-1:

█████: Hello I will be your interviewer today.

5692: Ok whatever.

█████: All I need you to do is answer a few questions.

5692: Alrighty.

█████: What makes you mad?

5692: I’m glad you asked you see it’s a very long list; Stupid people, undercooked food, getting spawn killed-

█████: Spawn killed?

5692: Yea you know, where someone kills you in the same place over and over you know?

█████: Right… *I would write this down*

5692: Watcha writing?

█████: The things you told me.

5692: Psh, don’t you have cameras? *5692 would put up one finger and make a circle multiple times*
█████: Well yes, but jus-

5692: Lol ok.

█████: Lol???

5692: It’s an abbreviation you know like SCP.

█████: And what does this “Abbreviation” mean?

5692: Laugh out loud.

█████: Riiiight, so you say this instead of laughing?

5692: well kind of but I usually only say it if the thing I raid or heard is funny but not funny enough to laugh.

█████: Ok.

█████: Are you human?

5692: …

5692: ████████████████████

[End Log]
The rest of the interview logs have been deleted by 05 command.

Test Logs