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SCP-XXXX-J

Item #: SCP-XXXX-J
Object Class: Euclid Thaumiel

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX-J should be contained in a standard cell for humanoids which it must not leave under any circumtances. Every personnel must wear sound-proof headphones while in contact with SCP-XXXX-J. As the constant distribution of SCP-XXXX-J is generally desireable, no special containment procedures are necessary and SCP-XXXX-J is allowed to move freely along all sites of The Foundation. However, all personnel is advised to fufill any requests proposed by SCP-XXXX-J to further ensure its loyality, as it has proven to posses a vast knowledge concerning the nature and effective containment of many other SCps, most often classified as "Keter".

Description: SCP-XXXX-J is your friendly anomalous ambitious human from the neighboorhood. If you got any problems whatsoever, then SCP-XXXX-J is guranteed to have just the right idea for you. Need to recover from this depressing atmospheres poisoning your workplace? Don't want to die out of sheer bordedom? Have absolutely no clue how to deal with this one damn SCP? SCP-XXXX-J already has all the solutions for these sources of unhappieness. Just give it your keycard for security clearance.

SCP-XXXX-c

Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures:

Description: SCP-XXXX is a door leading to an alternate reality (designated as SCP-XXXX-1), which is almost identical to ours with only a few known exceptions. These occur whenever a subject enters SCP-XXXX, as the subjects’ counterpart in the alternate reality did not procced to do so usually as a result of an event unfolding in SCP-XXXX-1. However, the opposite also seems to apply such that the counterpart of a subject always will appear in our reality when said subject does not enter SCP-XXXX even though they thought of doing so. This leads to our belief that SCP-XXXX-1 is, to some extent, depended on the mind of whoever plans on entering SCP-XXXX.

+ Test Log-XXXX

Subject: class D/ D-XXXX-1, equipped with a standard transmitter capable of tracking audio and the subjects position.
Procedure: As instructed, D-XXXX-1 enters SCP-XXXX-1, at which point the ermitters signal breaks for a microsecound. After the signal recurs, D-XXXX-1 appears before SCP-XXXX.
Results: D-XXXX-1 reports

Subject: Agent █████
Procedure: Agent
Results: