LEVEL-6

LEVEL-6, DOES NOT EXIST.

Good morning, It has came to my attention that foundation personnel have been talking about an certain Level-6 Security Clearance Access Card. I can assure you nothing like that exists and if anyone does, please report to the nearest Site Director office and request your Class-A Amnestics.
- O5-█

DOCUMENT-AA:1:LV-6.:
"Hello, this is Dr. ████ speaking… And I think I have just found an new kind of access card… It says Level-6. I think only the O5s know about it… Wow, myths knowing about myths. Can you belive that? Anyway's I think I'll give it to an Site Director and probably get an promotion." [END LOG.]

DOCUMENT-AA:2:LV-6.:
"Good morning, this is the Site Director of Site-██ speaking. It has came to my attention that an Foundation Employee came to report a Level-6 keycard…? I honestly dont even know what that is. Probably only O5s know about it. I mean… I have an level-5 keycard… But holy s███… I didnt knew there was an level-6! I need to have an talk about this to O5-█. [END LOG]"

See? No level-6 in sight! Now quit talking about it! - O5-█

No, Level-6 does not exist. Quit talking about it!¹
Yes, there was an pizza party. Stop whining cause you werent invited!²
And stop annoying the O5s about it!³

Footnotes

1. No.

2. Wait, there was an pizza party?

3. You can annoy me. uwu - O5-█