Per 
metadream connection inspection detection of erection
names have been changed to detect those who lack innocence
GOLD: has fallen asleep
BOWL: has joined the collective
SNOOPY: has joined real quiet-secret-like
GOLD: Are you asleep, honey?
BOWL: Yeeees, omg I've waited so long for this I want to be there!
GOLD: Have you talked to Mr. Scientist already? I thought about you all day =[
BOWL: Did, yeah. Mike was bothering me for training so I had to get rid of him first.
GOLD: Meaning?
BOWL: I had to train lol
GOLD: Pffft, dummy. So you talked to him?
BOWL: Yesh, I convinced him to try. He didn't want to do it at first cuz it's experimental and stuff but I'd probably saw my own head off and plug it into his dream machine if I thought that would work.
GOLD: Lol you wouldn't
BOWL: Ooohh yes
GOLD: You havin fun there?
BOWL: OH LOL no i just meant that yeah i would
GOLD: k ;)
GOLD: I wish I could keep you like the little bits of dreamed grass that touched a million bodies and etched into a thousand heads, those memories back in dreams and then the sensation touching me back through time.
GOLD: Nah but your head isn't all i'd need of you ;)
BOWL: Damn <3
GOLD: Lol you suck at this hahaha
BOWL: Sorry sorry i never did this before you think im dumb
GOLD: It's kk bby, I know you're not used to this
GOLD: Here, this should help ;)
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BOWL: GOD I WANNA BE THAT LITTLE BIT OF SEAGRASS RIGHT NOW
GOLD: I'm excited too, but we must'nt shout.
BOWL: Yeah yeah I know Goldie but you’re beautiful
GOLD: <3 Now you
BOWL: Eh.. S-sure.
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GOLD: Sharks have two dicks?!
BOWL: .. That’s all you can say?
GOLD: No no bby, it looks great. Could pet them for hours ;)
BOWL: But but but I can only use one at the time!!
GOLD: .. Yeah you really suck babe haha
BOWL: I mean.. I would really like that ;)
GOLD: I can’t wait to -censored- you and that you put your -censored- in me and I will -censored- -censored- you all night. *eggplant emoji* *Squirting water emoji*
BOWL: Shit.. holy shit babe
BOWL: I mean, I love that, I mean, I would love that, I mean I would -censored- you to the whole night *Fish emoji*
GOLD: Slightly better babe, keep practicing ;)
GOLD: Tbf, the only thing that I’m kinda nervous about is that jk, you’re a sort of a shark and sharks are.. rough
GOLD: But you’re only half shark so maybe im worrying for nothing
BOWL: But.. I’m still a shark
GOLD: Don’t worry love, I think we will be fine an have -censored- great -censored- together
BOWL: Well.. If you say so.. You know we can also reproduce asexual right?
GOLD: Are you flipping kidding me right now babe?
BOWL: Okay so no good suggestion.
GOLD: Hahaha nope, but jk back to the fun part.
BOWL: Yeah, don’t you have something to help me some more?
GOLD: Quick learning there ;)
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BOWL: Wat the… What did you put in yourself?
GOLD: Sea cucumber :D
BOWL: Well.. I was not ready for that but I would love to be that sea cucumber
GOLD: In your case double sea cucumber
BOWL: I already told you that I can use one at the time babe
GOLD: Not the point bowlie
BOWL: Oh yeah right.
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