Lex O-Conner

SCP-XXXX, shortly after being discovered by the Foundation

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: Every exterior surface of SCP-XXXX is to be encased in plastic, with an opening placed by the driver side to allow for testing. There is to be no physical contact to SCP-XXXX unless authorized by at least a security level 3 clearance. Any unauthorized attempts to enter SCP-XXXX or its chamber will be met with immediate detainment. At the discretion of the site's senior staff, any subject under the influence of SCP-XXXX will either be committed to a mental institution or terminated respective to their knowledge of the Foundation.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Ford GPW- commonly known as a jeep- that was manufactured in 1943 and used as a command vehicle during World War 2. SCP-XXXX was found buried on its side in the Ardennes Forest, which places it’s involvement during the Battle of the Bulge, possibly immobilized by an anti-personnel mine. Bare-skin contact with the interior of SCP-XXXX causes a radical change in the perception of the victim’s reality, usually leading to distress followed by a major psychological breakdown. The extent of this change is unknown but victims respond harshly to site personnel, shouting obscenities and accusing them of either being a 'Nazi' or a 'Communist'; what determines this distinction is unknown. The change appears to be permanent, as amnestics to not remove this effect in any way. The only reliable way of treating this effect is to remove the victim from society or termination.

+Test A 

Subject: SCP-XXXX

Procedure: D-3945 was exposed to SCP-XXXX and told to describe the two Mobile-Task Force soldiers accompanying him along with a picture of a now deceased Chaos Insurgency operative.

Results: D-Unit 3945 underwent a period of distress after being exposed, repeatedly calling both soldiers members of the Nazi Party. After being calmed down he was able to describe the picture to be containing a Soviet officer before entering a fit of rage, prompting Sgt. Judas to terminate 3945

+Test A Log

*START LOG*

Mobile-Task Force Operatives- Code-named Cpl. Papa Bear and Sgt. Judas- escort D-3945 into the chamber of SCP-XXXX, which has been ‘decorated’ by the site’s posters and other foundation paraphernalia

Sgt. Judas: “Carefully enter the vehicle, place your hands on the steering wheel then exit.”

Twenty seconds of silence, followed by a yell.

D-3945: “What the fuck? Is this some kind of joke?!”

Cpl. Papa Bear: “This is not a joke, tell us what you see.”

D-3945 pauses, then reluctantly points a finger at Papa Bear

D-3945: “Y-you're a fucking Nazi! You got the skulls on your hat and everything. Even as a joke that is sick man. How'd you even change that fast?.. And there's swastikas on the walls?! Fuck!”

D-3945 looks at Judas

D-3945- “And I don’t even know what the hell you’re supposed to-”

Sgt. Judas interrupts.

Sgt. Judas- “That’s good enough, just one more thing and you’ll be free to go.”

D-3945: "Good, anything to get away from you weirdos."

Sgt. Judas pulls out a picture of an operative of the Chaos Insurgency in uniform and hands it to D-3945. D-3945 hesitantly studies the photograph for 10 seconds.

D-3945- “I don’t know, the guys got a red star on his hat, kinda like-”

Sgt. Judas pulls out his pistol and terminates 3945.

Cpl. Papa Bear: “You could have let him finish.”

Sgt. Judas: “He said enough, we got what we needed.”

Cpl. Papa Bear: “I suppose… Red star huh? He's gotta mean the Russians.”

Sgt. Judas: “Mhmm, Soviets. You’d guess they’d be Americans or something.”

Cpl. Papa Bear: “Why’s that?”

Sgt. Judas: “Never-mind, you clean this up. I gotta report this to the techie. We never should have been called to do this fucking test in the first place.”

*END LOG*