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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX can be kept in any storage closet large enough to store it. However, it has shown a marked preference for any environment where it will be exposed to foot traffic and human contact. It is currently kept in a break room at a facility in rural Iowa.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a cardboard standee advertising the 1997 American motion picture Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. SCP-XXXX was retrieved from a storage locker in St. Louis, Missouri. Similar to other Austin Powers standees, it contains a motion sensor. When the sensor is set off, one of the character's catchphrases (I.E., "Yeah baby!" and "Oh behave") will play. However, when asked questions, SCP-XXXX will respond, still using the voice of the character.

SCP-XXXX has shown itself to be proficient in Afrikaans, Cantonese, English, German (Swiss dialect), Navajo, and (Latin American) Spanish. SCP-XXXX has also shown an excellent knowledge of astrology, chemistry, geography, geology, and law. However, when asked about history, SCP-XXXX will often answer using blatantly incorrect information.