NTF Unit Lima-42 Unit Document
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Unit Structure

Commander:
Agent William Byrd - Commander of Lima-42 and has been working for The Foundation for 25 years.

Lieutenants:
Agent Joseph █████ - Former Commander of Foxtrot-██ and Agent William's right hand man. He has been working for The Foundation for 20 years.

Agent Lewis ████ - Fifteenth female to ever be in a Mobile Task Force since 1981. She has been working for The Foundation for 19 years.

Cadets:
Agent Anne ██████ - Youngest member of Lima 42 and perhaps the most clumsy agent to ever live. She is 25 years old and has been working for The Foundation for 2 years.

Agent Hussein ██████ - Oldest member of Lima 42. He has a great sense of humor and is 72 years old. When they forced him to retire he declined, claiming that "even when I am dead, those things will still be out there. I must fight for as long as I can". He has been working for The Foundation for ██ years.

Agent Cleveland ████ - Terminated exactly 4,720 D-Class while working for The Foundation and has terminated the most Class-D personnel in the history of the foundation. How long Agent Cleveland has been working for The Foundation is unknown and is 42 years of age.

Agent Larry ██████ - Agent Larry was crowned "Head Barbecuer" in 20██ by Commander Byrd during an off-duty party at Larry's residence to celebrate the new year. Agent Larry hosts most off-duty events for Lima 42 and knows how to cook a real mean cheeseburger. He has been working for The Foundation for 39 years and is ██ years of age.

Agent August ███. - [DATA EXPUNGED DUE TO TERMINATION, SEE INCIDENT 1]

Incident Logs


Incident 1: An Interesting Grenade
Description: Agent August ███ entered the armory for Site-██ and accidentally discharged a frag grenade, when meaning to use a flash grenade against Lieutenant Joseph with the intent to "scare the ████ out of the mother████er".
Results: We lost Agent August ██, and a 200 USD frag grenade.

Note: That was an expensive frag grenade, such a waste. - Dr. ██████


Incident 2: Drunk D-9213
Description: While cleaning up a small containment break at Site-██, D-9213 attacked Commander Byrd after she escaped containment and was under intoxication. How D-9213 obtained alcohol and escaped her cell was unknown.
Results: D-9213 terminated, Commander Byrd now left with a permanent scar on his right leg.

Women are crazy, amirite? - Agent Hussein
Very funny, Agent Hussein - Agent Lewis


Lima 42 Miscellaneous Documentation

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Agent August ███1

Interview Logs

Interview 1: The Perfect Burger

Interviewer: Dr. Vin

Foreword: Agent Larry was interviewed by Dr. Vin during lunch to discover how Agent Larry made his cheeseburger perfect.

<Begin Log, 10:32>

Dr. Vin So, what is the secret to your amazing cheeseburgers, Larry?


Agent Larry: Well, I would say my secret to the perfect cheeseburger is the buns. The buns can make all the difference

Dr. Vin: What type of buns do you use, Larry?

Agent Larry: You need to have big and juicy buns that just fit on the meat perfectly. Buns do perfect that they just slide up and across the meat.

Dr. Vin: I understand. What about the meat?

Agent Larry: Ah yes, the meat, the second most important part of the perfect cheeseburger. The meat must be big, juicy, and wet. Even better if you got the whitest ranch you could find on top, right between the meat and the buns.

Dr. Clef: chuckles Are you guys serious?

Dr. Vin: What?

[Repeat as necessary]

<End Log, [optional time info]>

Closing Statement: Agent Larry left the cafeteria to respond to a call via intercom. Dr. Vin soon left the cafeteria to return to studying SCP-███