rating: 0+x
SCP-3259 prior to containment.

Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a 3.6m x 2.5m x 3.4m chamber. SCP-XXXX itself is located on an elevated platform 5 meters high located in the center of the room that enables SCP-XXXX to magnetically levitate. Medical kits are to be located within a 15m area at all times.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a Jr. Poster advertising billboard from the Lamar advertising company. It’s features contain only one instance of text: The word "INJURED?” printed in red impactful text. It also features the pictures of ██████ and ████, from the Law Firm Company ██████ and ████.

Any injury of any severity within a 15 mile radius will cause the item to instantaneously teleport to the victim of said injury, which has been designated the term SCP-XXXX-2. After teleporting, text will begin to appear on SCP-XXXX, often stating that SCP-XXXX-2 has been injured, and should call a phone number, which has been identified as the number to [REDACTED] Law Firm.

After showing the phone number, SCP-XXXX will then list off a number of ways to prevent the injury, even though it has already occurred. The item often does so in a crass and sarcastic manner, providing little to no help for SCP-XXXX-2. However, it has been shown to provide the information in a overall polite manner, albeit in rare occurrences. (See Test Logs A,B,C)

SCP-XXXX often references past incidents in the life of SCP-XXXX-2, such as accidents, robberies, drug activity, etc. and has been known to refer to SCP-XXXX-2 by name. How it gains access to this information is currently unknown.

SCP-XXXX was initially discovered on ████████ 26, 2014, in ████, OH after local police reported "a teleporting billboard". Site personnel intercepted the reports and contained SCP-XXXX at █:██PM.