NFL Jersey Causing Subjects To Become Fans
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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored in a standard secure locker within Site-██. Proposals for experimentation with SCP-XXXX must be submitted to and approved by a Level-3 researcher or above.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a size L T-shirt. SCP-XXXX currently (as of 2018/03/18) has the words: "Number 1 Browns Fan!" on its front, and the logo of the Cleveland Browns on its back. SCP-XXXX is currently seal brown.

At the beginning of each National Football League season, defined as the beginning of the National Football League Kickoff Game, the team name, logo, and color on SCP-XXXX will morph into the team name, logo, and color of the football team that will have the worst record of that National Football League season. If the same team will have the worst record two years in a row, as the Cleveland Browns did in the 2016-2017 and 2017-2018 National Football League seasons, SCP-XXXX will not change.

When SCP-XXXX is worn, subjects will invariably claim to be fanatical supporter of the team displayed on SCP-XXXX, regardless of their prior feelings about the team or American football in general. Subjects will claim that the team is on the verge of a break-through, regardless of the team's performance. SCP-XXXX is not believed to increase subject's knowledge of football.