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Item Number: SCP-XXXX
Containment Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be placed in a standard secure storage room in Area-173's low-risk containment sector.
SCP-XXXX, prior to containment.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a brown sofa measuring 1.5m x 1m x 1m. All persons within a 10 metre radius from the centre of SCP-XXXX feel their legs becoming tired and wish to sit down. Upon having sat down on SCP-XXXX, subjects will usually feel bored and wish to gain unhealthy food and snacks.
Should a Television with a compatible remote control be placed in front of SCP-XXXX, the subject will feel an urge to watch said television. Programs that subject choose are usually in the category of Sitcoms, Soap Operas, Comedy and/or drama shows.
Should subjects sit on the sofa sit on the sofa for a time period longer than five hours, they will lose their ability to stand voluntarily. Should a time period of ten hours elapse without standing up, subjects will temporarily lose their ability to stand for 72 hours following ceased contact with the sofa.
After a time period of 24 hours has elapsed without standing up, subjects will permanently lose their ability to stand up. Foundation research has shown that all muscles responsible for standing are non-damaged, but the brain stops sending electrical impulses to the brain.
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