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Item #:SCP-5000
Object Class:Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5000 is stored in frozen containment only B class personnel are allowed to conduct test with the specimen.If breached containment it must be gassed with chlorine in minimal capacity.
Description: SCP-5000 appears to be a red velvet cake with strawberry icing with ten candles that can never be blown out neither by submerging it with water. SCP-5000 seems to be as hard a steel when doped from 40 stories high it stays in the same state.When tamped with a knife another specimen that appears to be a shadowy figure above the cake with a mouth 9 feet long and small arms and a small red flame on its head and one huge eye 2 feet in diameter this specimen is known as SCP-5000-A.
SCP-5000-A is capable of speech in 5 different language but it chooses to speak in diffent accent and switches depending on the person,once approached SCP-5000-A has the ability to enable a person to not age but the subject can die.When conducted interviews with SCP-5000-A it switched to a Californian accent and an British ascent.
Interviewed: SCP-5000-A
Interviewer:Dr.Ware
Foreword:The subject is interview to find out who made him.
*<Begin Log,
Interviewer:Hello
SCP-5000-A:Whats up bro
Interviewer: yeah,um, we found you in a house after a child's birthday party but everything was covered in (gags)blood.
SCp-5000-A:Yeah I ate em'and they were just the right flavor and plus i ate everything that was on the snack table the pizza,the ice cream it was a cool party bro you should have been there bro.
Interviewer:Why would you eat(gags)them.
SCP-5000-A:What count I have done they tried to kill me with a big old butcher knife man,I had to save myself right you would have done to right,dude.
Interviewer:Maybe…
SCP-5000-A:(clears thought)(Changes ascents)Maybe…To see what kind of situation I was in I had to protected myself!!
Interviewer:So here is another question for you what gender are you?Male,Female,or Other
SCP-5000-A:Male
Interviewer:Um,do you what to destroy the world?
SCP-5000-A:For Hell's sake,no
Interviewer: What is your favorite food
SCP-5000-A: Any junk food
Interviewer:What is your favorite junk food
SCP-5000-A: I'm feeling like eh I don't know..chocolate
Interviewer:So who made you….
SCP-5000-A:……
<End Log,15:40
