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Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures:
SCP-XXXX must always have one or multiple solid objects in it's cell. Preferred objects include hard materials such as concrete, steel, or metal. Depending on the weight of the object, one to four D-Class personnel are to transfer an object into the cell. The object must be coated in a layer of thioacetone. Any personnel who is to come in contact with the object must be wearing a significant layer of nostril protection. SCP-XXXX-3 is to remain sealed until further notice. If SCP-XXXX breaches containment at any time, each instance of SCP-XXXX-2 is to be eliminated besides SCP-XXXX-1.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a mass of round humanoid creatures created out of the popular American toy, Play-Doh. It was discovered in ██████, █████ at 0:22 on the date ██/██/████, and was retrieved from Apartment 3D, building █ at 3:52 the same day. SCP-XXXX-1 is the original creature, and is the only one brown in color. SCP-XXXX-2 is every subsequent instance. SCP-XXXX-3 is the container which housed SCP-XXXX-1. There was a note inside of it, to be referred to as SCP-XXXX-4, which reads, "You scumbag shitlord, mold this". SCP-XXXX will gnaw through whatever has the strongest smell at the time. Its teeth appear to be made out of Play-doh, however they are far sharper than the consistency of Play-Doh would allow. A new instance of SCP-XXXX-2 is duplicated from SCP-XXXX-1 approximately every 59 seconds.
Addendum :
Interviewed: Jason █████
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
Foreword: Interview between Dr. ██████ and Jason █████. Jason █████ is hooked up to a lie detector for interrogation.
<Begin Log, [6:22:37]>
Dr. ██████: Thank you. WE have a couple of questions, just to make sure everything is working as intended. Are you awake right now?
Jason █████: Yeah. Barely. (Results show true.)
Dr. ██████: Is your shirt black
Jason █████: Yes. (Results show true.)
Dr. ██████: Have you heard of Are We Cool Yet??
Jason █████: I don't know what you're talking about. (Results show false.)
Dr. ██████: You're lying to me, Jason.
Jason █████: I though we were still calibrating.
Dr. ██████: We were. What do you know about Are We Cool Yet??
Jason █████: I don't know them. (False)
Dr. ██████: Tell me the truth, and only the truth.
Jason █████: Fine, I fuckin' know 'em. (True) It's complicated though. I don't think you'd understand.
Dr. ██████: I understand you just fine, Jason. We have a few more questions-
Jason █████: I don't want any more questions.
Dr. ██████: There is a note inside the container you found the Play-Doh in. Were you attempting to get into Are We Cool Yet??
Jason █████: Maybe. None of your business. (False)
Dr. ██████: This is my business, Jason.
Jason █████: You wanna know? Fuckers told me, they told me they was gonna give me a little special something to spice up my project. Said I'd get a fuckin' name, I could join the fun club and be 'cool'. (True) You wanna know the definition of 'cool', Doc? Not fuckin' this, okay? Bein' all hooked up and shit to a fuckin' machine that knows you. How this fuckin' thing even work, eh?
Dr. ██████: Listen-
Jason █████: No, I won't fuckin' listen. I'll tell ya, I'm through with those phony fuckin' hacks. (True) They, they, they tried to kill me, man. They ain't cool, they fiery fuckin' hot. Like the coals of hell they is. That's what you want right, you fuckin' pig. You gonna lock me up, do it right fuckin' now.
Dr. ██████: Jason. Nobody is locking you up. You aren't being detained. This is not a police sting. We required information, and we have obtained that information. You are free to go unless there is more you would like to put on the record.
Jason █████: Put this on the record. I wanna fuckin' s-l-e-e-p.
Dr. ██████: We can arrange that.
<End Log, [6:27:13]>Closing Statement: Jason █████ was given a sedative followed by an amnetic and escorted out of Site ██ by on-site personnel.
