The Aftermarket

Item#: SCP-XXXX

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:

Any knowledge of SCP-XXXX is to be censored. The individual(s) who were behind the spreading of the information are to be amnesticized. Any individual affected by SCP-XXXX is to be administered Class-A amnestics. Should an individual be affected by SCP-XXXX their vitals are to be monitored and the individual's mail is to be searched promptly 3 days after the event. Packages from Terry ████ in ███ ████ Oregon is to be seized and contained.

Description:
SCP-XXXX is a memetic hazard, upon hearing about SCP-XXXX the individual