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Item: SCP-XXXX(Meatballs)
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All attached SCP-XXXX instances are to be treated badly by the person they are attached to
Non attached instances are to be put in a 3m×2m×3m steel containment chamber.
Description: Meatballs are 10cm speheres made purely out of muscle. On average they understand 100 words in the english language, but understanding of other languages has been observed.
They are herbivores and eat food by absorbing it. How the food is turned into usable energy is unknown due to the lack of a digestive system.
They reproduce through mitosis after an instance is about 30 days old. After an instance has reproduced 4 times it will teleport to [REDACTED]N [REDACTED]E where it will turn into a bowl of sphaggeti and meatballs.
SCP-XXXX instances often try to gain trust from any sentient organism. After gaining trust it will enter an attached state in which it will only follow the person it is attached to. An attached state is reversible by bad treatment of the SCP-XXXX instance. However if the attached state lasts for more than a week it will explode with the power of 4 kilojoules and any muscle matter caught in the explosion will turn into a new SCP-XXXX instance.
