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Item #: SCP-████
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ is to be contained on Reliquary-Site-██ inside a 30m by 20m sandstone chamber with only one entrance in and no windows. Inside of the container SCP-████ must be placed on a podium made of limestone and raised a minimum of 50cm off the ground. The entrance is to have two layers of frameless steel doors in series with a 2m cavity between them. The doors are to be interlocked and must never be opened at the same time.
There is to be a minimum of three security guards and one level 4 researcher of Egyptian heritage stationed at the aforementioned entrance. Security is to deny all access to the container housing SCP-████ to any personnel security level 2 or below. Any personnel either security level 3 or entering with a member with level 3 or higher must complete a physical and psychiatric assessment as well as the following procedure.
Pre-entry Ritual for Chamber of SCP-████:
Any personnel wishing to enter the containment area must submerge themselves in a pool of water blessed by an Ancient Egyptian priest of the solar cult Aten.
After the person/s enter the pool they must scrub thoroughly while taking care to wash in particular the areas around the stomach, intestines, lungs, liver and heart. Note this seems to be less about the physical cleanliness and more of a 'spiritual' ritual.
After this cleansing personnel wishing to enter must leave behind any equipment deemed non-essential. At least one member of those entering must be holding a charcoal and incense candle. All personnell must leave the chamber before the inscence candle went out. Under no circumstance should any other source of light enter the same container as SCP-████.
Any personnel attempting to enter the container without complying to the procedures are to be terminated immediately.
Should SCP-████ enter an active state, [REDACTED] amount of D-class are to be escorted into the housing of SCP-████ for [REDACTED] hours, during which time the entrance is not to be opened under any circumstance. After this process the bodies should be removed and all personnel on-site are to undergo a physical and psychiatric assessment.
Description:
SCP-████ is a sandstone slab. Prayers for [REDACTED] is written on its surface in hieroglyphs. SCP-████ was first acquired by [REDACTED].
When exposed to a light source of any kind, SCP-████'s luminance will increase at the rate of 1cd/m2*s , while the light source’s luminance decrease at the rate of 1cd/m2*s. Removing the light source will halt the effects of SCP-████. However, The luminance of SCP-████ will not decrease, nor will that of the subject’s increase. Currently, SCP-████ has a luminance of 2134 cd/m2.
The first person to [REDACTED] while SCP-████ is inactive will be considered SCP-████-1, which will gain a number of anomalous properties including [REDACTED].
Once SCP-████'s luminance exceeds 4444 cd/m2, it will enter its active state, whereas [REDACTED].
Oh. My. God.
Seriously, guys, do you have any idea what you're doing? Why the hell would you make something up and upload it to the archives? Need I remind you what happened during the "Vampyre Boat" incident? SCP-████ does not exist, and even if it does, the containment procedures are unnecessarily complex and detailed. And the redactions remind me of SCP-579. Put some effort into your work. Pending deletion from the archives.
Researcher Avdol
There is nothing wrong with this file. If you are still so sure of SCP-████ being non-existent then I strongly suggest you take some mnestics. That could help you out.
Site Administrator Joseph
I conducted all sorts of tests while taking mnestics and the results are always the same. I cannot observe it directly, but I can write it down: "It is a sandstone slab that steals other things' brightness. Further information is redacted.". I can't touch it and your file only contains a piece of limestone. SCP-████ is not antimemetic, it is non-existent.
For the love of god, if this is a joke it isn't funny. Just delete this.
Researcher Avdol
For the last time: SCP-████ exists. Everyone in the site knows about this. The current containment procedures are fine, as is the file.
Researcher Avdol is suspended for three months and I am going to lock the file. No one is allowed to edit it without permission. I hope that no similar events will occur again.
Site Administrator Joseph
