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Authors Note: This SCP does not have a number so it is substituted with an "X". This SCP article is not complete but I am posting it so that others can tell me if I am heading in a good direction.
SCP: X-J
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-X-J and is to be placed inside a standard paper or plastic bag and housed within the break room fridge located in the entrance zone of Site 22. SCP-X-J must not be removed from its housing by any person, for any reason, excluding Dr.Euric, who may remove it at his discretion. SCP-X-J may be *relocated* within its housing by any non-authorized person, say in interest of making more space for other food, but it must not be removed from either its housing or its container. In the event there are multiple paper and/or plastic bags within the fridge, the name "Dr. Euric" is to be written, with black sharpie and in plain lettering, on the exterior of the bag containing SCP-X-J. However, it appears multiple personal within site 22 suffer from selective illiteracy and are unable to comprehend what this writing would indicate. Recommend giving Dr.Euric his own mini fridge to contain SCP-X-J away from non-anomalous entities.
Description: SCP-X-J is a collection of lunch items, which manifest on a daily basis and in varying amounts. Such items include: A bologna and cheese sandwich on white bread, a one (1) liter thermos of bean chili, one (1) or more slices of pizza, a single aluminum can of diet cola, and a slice of left over birthday cake that everyone knew I Dr.Euric was saving for later.
Any persons, besides Dr.Euric, that ingests any part of SCP-X-J will experience severe nausea, followed by projectile vomiting and diarrhea and eventual death by internal hemorrhaging. Any person given prior authorization by Dr.Euric to partake in SCP-X-J will not experience its effects. Any person with the surname of "Barnes" will experience the anomalous effects at twice the intensity. That means don't eat my fucking lunch, Deborah. Dr. Euric must be the one to eat SCP-X-J, everyday, at precisely 1200 hours, or whenever he gets his lunch break. If SCP-X-J is removed from the break room fridge prior to its consumption and/or Dr.Euric is unable to do so, he will enter a fit of rage that, previously, resulted in the complete destruction of the break room SCP-X-J was located in. And I swear to god if I go in there one more time and my his lunch isn't in there, I'm Dr. Eurich is going to burn this entire facility to the ground and I'm he's taking all you fat bastards with me him.
