Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept in a standard containment cell and is to remain resting on a steel desk one meter in height. If the shavings container becomes 75% full, as indicated by the red line on the outside of the container, then the container is to be removed and the contents are to be incinerated. Testing on this object is restricted to L-2 researchers and testing with live subjects requires approval from the Ethics Committee.
Description: SCP-XXXX appears to be an electric pencil sharpener. It possesses one power cord, however, this object does not need to be plugged into an electrical source in order to function.
SCP-XXXX was found on ██/██/██19 in ███████, Florida, following a police investigation into the disappearances of multiple elementary school children. The Foundation then became involved and discovered SCP-XXXX in a first-grade classroom. The company that constructed and sold SCP-XXXX was identified as ██████████ Inc. After investigation, the creator of SCP-XXXX was found, detained, and was interviewed (transcript available below). SCP-XXXX was transported to Site-19, where it is currently contained.
If a subject attempts to use SCP-XXXX to sharpen a pencil, the subject will slowly begin to "shred" similar to how the pencil is being shaved with the sharpener. The shredding begins at the peak of the head, each new slice moving horizontally down the body until the user is completely shredded. The remains will slowly begin to disappear.
Experiments with D-Class have shown that the remains can reappear in a random location within 1 kilometer of SCP-XXXX (see experiment XXXX-1). The pencil that was originally being sharpened will continue to sharpen until the entire pencil has been shredded (including lead, metal, and eraser), even if the user is no longer holding the pencil. Additionally, the user will continue to suffer the effects of SCP-XXXX even if they have released the pencil. If SCP-XXXX's shavings container becomes full, the object will become inert for roughly five minutes as the shavings will begin to disappear and reappear in a new location.
Experiment XXXX-1:
Subject: One D-Class (D-4221) and an unsharpened pencil.
Procedure: Subject began to sharpen pencil and after three minutes, the D-Class was completely turned into shavings and the pencil had disappeared.
Outcome: After one minute of observation, the shavings of the D-Class had disappeared. About two minutes later, the shavings were reported to have appeared randomly in the hallway outside of SCP-XXXX's containment chamber. The pencil shavings did not disappear.
Experiment XXXX-2:
Subject: One D-Class (D-4123) and a standard, black pen.
Procedure: Subject attempted to sharpen the pen within SCP-XXXX.
Outcome: The pen exploded upon entry, causing D-4123 to be covered in black ink. They suffered no physical damage and the test concluded. SCP-XXXX was seemingly untouched by the ink explosion.
Experiment XXXX-3:
Subject: One robotic arm and an unsharpened pencil.
Procedure: The robotic arm was remotely controlled by research staff. Using the arm, they inserted a pencil into SCP-XXXX. The object operated as normal.
Outcome: The pencil was completely shredded, as usual, but neither the robotic arm or the researcher operating it was damaged. The pencil shavings disappeared and reappeared in an empty containment chamber adjacent to SCP-XXXX's current containment unit.
Note: Dr. ██████, who was operating the robotic arm, reported feeling tingling sensations during the experiment- none of which caused him any physical distress or harm.
Experiment XXXX-4:
Subject: One D-Class (D-2334) and one mechanical pencil.
Procedure: D-2334 inserted the mechanical pencil into SCP-XXXX.
Outcome: The object shredded the mechanical pencil as if it were made of wood. D-2334 was shredded similarly to the first D-Class that tested on SCP-XXXX. The mechanical pencil shavings remained inside of the shavings container with SCP-XXXX. D-2334's remains disappeared and were never located.
Note: Dr. ██████, the researcher in charge of this experiment, reported feeling as if they had eaten a substantial amount of food after the experiment- even though they had not eaten in 8 hours. Dr. ██████ was seen by medical staff who reported that Dr. ██████'s stomach contained stomach acid, a partially digested hamburger, and an excessive amount of ████████████. After one bowel movement, Dr. ██████ no longer felt full.
Below is the interview with SCP-XXXX's supposed creator.
Interviewed: Mr. █████████ (for the sake of this interview, subject will be named A-1)
Interviewer: Dr. ██████
<Begin Log, 12:02 PM>
A-1 sits across from Dr. ██████. He is slouching in his chair.
Dr. ██████: Mr. █████████, I am delighted to make your acquaintance.
A-1: Fuck off.
Dr. ██████: Now, now, that isn't very nice. I am being polite, am I not?
A-1: Did you not hear what I said? Fuck. Off.
Dr. ██████: Sir, I have a few questions to ask about your prototype.
A-1: Prototype, yeah, sure.
Dr. ██████: I'm sorry? Is it not a prototype?
A-1: It's not like you would care either way. One made it out, that's all that matters.
Dr. ██████: Perhaps you could tell me about the sharpener. How does it work? Why create it?
A-1: There ain't nothing in this world that's scarier than hiding in plain sight, you know that doctor? You don't know death until it's got you in it's cold, lifeless hands. It poses as something you trust to lure you in. The fragility of man, doctor, that's why I made it.
Dr. ██████: Are you trying to teach someone- or something -a lesson?
A-1: It's natural selection, doctor. If you see someone die using my machine and you use it to, you ought to die. That's just how it is. It's nature. Ain't no one stopping nature.
Dr. ██████: How does the sharpener work, Mr. █████████?
A-1: You wouldn't understand. No PhD is gonna get you as far as I got. Give me the amnestics, and let me go home.
A-1 ceases speaking and crosses his arms.
Dr. ██████: Are we done here?
No response from A-1.
<End Log, 12:15 PM>
A Note from Dr. ██████: This man knew exactly what he was doing when he made that…thing. The Foundation calls it safe but it isn't safe. I know what was inside of my ███████! Children were killed because of this damn machine! He ought to be locked up forever. I am formally requesting SCP-XXXX be upgraded to Euclid status, effective immediately.
Addendum: Dr. ██████'s request for SCP-XXXX's upgrade to Euclid was denied.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Interstellar travel is to avoid SCP-XXXX for preservation sake.
Manned expeditions to SCP-XXXX are only to be carried out after seeking approval by a member of the Extrasolar Activities Division. Additionally, all research questions posed by the researchers involved must be submitted for approval before an expedition is carried out.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an abandoned space station located in extrasolar space called "The School for the Chronologically Challenged". The station exists within a temporal anomaly which renders SCP-XXXX capable of traveling within different times, meaning the station can travel between the past, present, and future.
Information taken from SCP-XXXX has led Foundation researchers to believe that the architects of the station built it within this anomaly on purpose and used the effects to facilitate the purpose of their school. Additionally, unmanned expeditions into SCP-XXXX has revealed that there is a device within the station that allows it to travel between different times but it has since malfunctioned and is irreparable. Due to this, SCP-XXXX travels into different times at random intervals, which makes manned expeditions into the station extremely difficult.
The station features no known architecture synonymous with any group or organization currently known to exist, however, it has been identified to have housed numerous individuals within that resemble various species the Foundation has come into contact with.
Addendum:
SCP-XXXX-A:
Expedition Logs
Log-XXXX-1:
An extrasolar drone was remotely piloted into SCP-XXXX during a time which it existed in the present. This expedition was ordered immediately after discovery of the temporal anomaly and the existence of the station was not known before the drone arrived at the scene.
Expedition Details:
The drone enters SCP-XXXX through an open oriface located in an airlock at the front of the school. The drone is piloted through numerous hallways that resemble high school lockers that existed back on Earth. There is trash littered about, floating in space. Every few feet, there are two classrooms located directly across from one another. The drone is piloted into one of these classrooms and the video shows multiple desks, chairs, and classroom supplies floating in the room as if they were tossed. Writing on the whiteboard reveals the classroom was used for teaching science, as the word "Biology" is hastily scribbled at the top right corner.
The drone is piloted out of the classroom, through the hallway, and into a cafeteria. Like in the hallways, there is trash strewn about the space. The drone collects a notebook with the intent to bring it back to Foundation researchers. The drone is piloted out of the cafeteria and brought to a large, dome-like structure. The walls and roof are covered in glass while the floor is carpeted with dead grass, some of which is colored white. Sports equipment is floating in the space.
The drone is piloted closer to the right wall, which has "The School for the Chronologically Challenged" written in bold, varsity-style lettering on a very large banner. The drone is piloted out of the gymnasium via a hole in the glass wall and out of the temporal anomaly.
Expedition Results:
The notebook obtained from SCP-XXXX contains a series of notes detailing multiple lessons learned by a student of the school. It is unclear what the name of the student was but they were currently enrolled in the following classes:
- Human History 3: 1800 to 2040
- Coping With Timejumps
- Living In Zero-Gravity
- Modern Culture and Etiquette
- English 5 Honors
It should be noted that two periods of the student's schedule were dedicated to therapy and physical exercise.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: All physical copies of SCP-XXXX-1 that are found are to be retrieved by Foundation personnel and subsequently placed within a standard Safe security locker within Site-19. Each copy is to be separated by tabs for organizational purposes. If we ever find another copy of this shit, just burn it.- Dr. Lucy
If we find this being sold online, bust 'em and bring 'em in for questioning.- Dr. Lucy
Any productions of SCP-XXXX are to be stopped if in the rehearsal process and all individuals are to be administered amnestics. If the production process reaches the performance stage, Foundation personnel are prohibited from interfering with any aspect of the show, including interaction with the audience, performers, or director.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a play that is approximately 120 minutes (2 hours) in length. It consists of 8 characters, seven of which each thought to represent one of the 7 deadly sins and one represents a narrator. There is no set and no music used during the performance, regardless if music was planned to be played or if set was designed/planned to be used. Performances that have been observed by Class-D subjects have been described as "hypnotizing", "captivating", and even "heavenly". Descriptions of each performances vary from fairly long monologues delivered from each character to a 2 hour long conversation between all 8 characters. It is currently unknown who wrote SCP-XXXX-1.
SCP-XXXX-1 refers to paper and digital copies of the script detailing the dialogue and stage directions for performances of SCP-XXXX.
Testing on SCP-XXXX-1's potential memetic effects have shown that weak-minded individuals will find themselves compelled to perform SCP-XXXX.
All actors involved in a production of SCP-XXXX will disappear after the performance and all attempts to locate the performers have been inconclusive. Audience members who survive the show will exhibit develop major depression within the next day. In most recorded cases, audience members will eventually commit suicide. Forms of suicide vary from subject to subject.
The first instance of SCP-XXXX being performed occured on █/ █/ ██15. While in college, Dr. Lucy's professor- Professor Noah Francis -recommended she and her class perform SCP-XXXX for a festival being hosted in the area. Dr. Lucy was given a copy of SCP-XXXX-1 but due to her religious beliefs, she decided to not perform SCP-XXXX. Instead, Dr. Lucy gave it to her friend and budding director, named Satina ██████. Satina directed SCP-XXXX, unaware of it's anomalous effects, and disappeared after the show. Following the disappearances of multiple people in the area who had seen this particular showing of SCP-XXXX, the Foundation became involved and the copy of SCP-XXXX-1 Satina had used to direct the show was confiscated. Dr. Lucy was then incorporated into the Foundation following her briefing.
Efforts to locate Professor Noah Francis have been unsuccessful.
The following is a controlled experiment in which the Foundation organized one showing of SCP-XXXX. Eight D-Class were chosen to play the roles of the sins (and narrator). Dr. Lucy was chosen to direct the play. Twenty (20) more D-Class were chosen to attend the play after a period of two weeks which were allotted for rehearsal.
00:00- Test Time Begins.
00:15- House doors to theatre opens. Over the course of ten minutes, all twenty D-Class have entered and have sat in the audience.
00:25- House doors shut. Curtain opens to show the Narrator being played by D-5538. He delivers a five minute reading of Genesis, seemingly reading the verses out of order.
00:30- Narrator exits and is replaced by D-4814, playing Gluttony. He delivers a two minute monologue and invites two D-Class onstage. Gluttony then violently attacks the D-Class and consumes their internal organs, leaving everything else behind. After fully consuming both D-Class, Gluttony exits.
00:50- D-5632 enters, playing Lust. The subject is particularly attractive and is nude. She invites the audience to come onstage and have intercourse with her, to which many male D-Class rush onto stage. Lust then proceeds to have intercourse with two D-Class. Upon achieving orgasm, both D-Class immediately attack each other in an attempt to continue having intercourse with Lust. During this altercation, Lust has intercourse with two other D-Class, who join the fight. All four fighting D-Class kill each other in the altercation. The remaining D-Class onstage retreat back out into the audience. Lust then exits the stage.
01:02- D-6654 enters, playing Sloth. He lays down on the floor and sleeps for approximately five minutes before getting back up and leaving.
01:07- D-0989 enters, playing Pride. He delivers a monologue vividly describing how he was able to have intercourse with Lust. This enrages a few audience members, especially those who wished to have intercourse with Lust. After about ten minutes, Pride leaves.
01:10- Intermission. Audience members were ordered to exit the theatre and were given small bags of popcorn and a small bottle of water.
01:20- Intermission ends. Audience members return to the theatre and take their seats.
01:21- D-5286 enters, playing Envy. He begins a short monologue, claiming to desire the ability to see any SCP he wishes. Through unknown means, a L-4 keycard immediately appeared in his right hand Following this, Envy claims his desire to wear the D-Class clothing. Also through unknown means, he is immediately clothed in a standard D-Class uniform. Envy then expresses his desire to have ultimate power over every living soul, to which nothing occurs. He then screams and falls to the ground, convulsing for approximately four minutes before ceasing motion. His body remains onstage with the others who have died during the show.
01:35- D-8873 enters, playing Anger. He emits a screech and leaps into the audience. Anger yells at various members of the audience and attacks three D-Class, killing one. He rips five empty seats in the theatre out of the theatre floor before climbing back onstage and running offstage. Anger then emits another screech in the same pitch at the first.
01:45- D-6642 enters, playing Greed. He holds a large, empty satchel. Greed climbs offstage and walks into the audience. Greed begins to pick up the loose audience chairs and places them in the bag. He takes about five chairs with him. Greed then places three D-Class into his bag, regardless of their protests. Immediately after this, he climbs back onstage and walks offstage.
01:50- The narrator returns onstage and repeats his monologue from the beginning of the show.
02:00- The stage darkens and the show is over. Remaining D-Class exit the theatre.
Notes: Dr. Lucy, the researcher in charge of directing the show, went missing sometime during the rehearsal process. Over the course of the next week, all surviving D-Class died in one of the following causes:
- Overeating.
- Termination by security due to violent behavior.
- Fights with other D-Class.
- Over-exhaustion caused by frequent masturbation.
- A self-induced coma caused by unknown means.
- Termination by security for hoarding potentially dangerous objects.
- Termination by security for attempting to steal L-0 keycards.
END OF TEST
The following details an interview
Dr. Lucy: I remember seeing the script for the first time. Professor Francis wanted me to perform it, but you know that, right?
Addendum-XXXX-1: It is currently unknown how the props used in each show are obtained by the performers. Furthermore, any objects used, taken, or destroyed by any performer cannot be located.
Addendum-XXXX-2: The Foundation currently has fifty (50) copies of SCP-XXXX-1 onsite. Researchers believe this is only a fraction of the amount of SCP-XXXX-1 copies that exist in the world.
An image taken of SCP-XXXX before containment.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-XXXX, standard containment is not possible. Therefore, containment procedures are primarily focused on monitoring for potential Game-Over events. If a Game-Over event is suspected or is currently in progress, the attatched protocol should be put into effect.
In order to reduce the amount of Game-Over events that occur, all castle-like structures within the Foundation's jurisdiction are prohibited from allowing Italian plumbers onto the premesies. Foundation agents are to be embedded at various tourist attractions featuring castles in order to monitor for potential Game-Over events.
Update: Should a researcher attempt to host an interview with SCP-XXXX, permission is required from a Level-4 researcher and a Level-4 Ethics Committee member.
Identifying a Game-Over Event:
A Game-Over event can only occur when all of the following conditions are met:
- An Italian plumber is present within a structure that resembles a castle in some way.
- The aforementioned plumber is wearing an article of clothing that is red.
- There is a turtle located within five (5) meters of the structure.
- At least one (1) female is present within the structure.
- The structure in question must be large enough to fit SCP-XXXX, the plumber, and female within it simultaneously.
Responding to a Game-Over Event:
Game-Over events are a semi-frequent occurrence and only last a few minutes- therefore, intervention is needed as soon as possible. When a Game-Over event is suspected to have occurred or has already occurred, you are to do the following:
- If the event has not occurred yet, one of the above conditions should be made invalid so the event does not occur (i.e removing the plumber from the area, removing potential turtles, etc). Evacuate all potential victims to a safe location and do not allow them to re-enter and validate the conditions again.
- If the event has already occurred, all civilians are to be evacuated immediately. Individuals affected by SCP-XXXX are to be promptly transported away from the location and the remains of any deceased individuals are to be identified and incinerated.
- A cover-up story about a structural collapse is to be fabricated and distributed as needed. Civilians who witnessed the event are to be given Class-B amnestics and released. If the structure has had 2 or more Game-Over events occur within it, the structure is to be demolished.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a large, stone-like entity that was first discovered in 1988 following the release of Super Mario Bros 3 in Japan. Aside from the large face on the front side of the entity, SCP-XXXX displays no known resemblance to the "Thwomp" enemy introduced in that game.
SCP-XXXX only appears during very specific circumstances, which are known as Game-Over events. During these manifestations, the entity will materialize over the plumber involved in the event and descend onto them at high speeds- this almost always results in the death of the victim. Shortly after this, SCP-XXXX will emit a brief song before rising back up to it's original position before vanishing. The song SCP-XXXX plays has been identified as the "game over" sting from Super Mario Bros 3.
Update: It is possible to stop SCP-XXXX from de-manifesting for a short period of time if the path SCP-XXXX takes to rise back to it's original postion is blocked by an object larger than itself. In all recorded instances of Foundation intervention where this method was utilized, SCP-XXXX began to repeatadly smash itself into the object until it returns to it's original postion.
Update: SCP-XXXX is capable of speech and if the above method is utilized with an object that SCP-XXXX cannot smash through effectively, SCP-XXXX will "negotiate" with the individuals who are blocking it's path. Recorded incidents in which SCP-XXXX has attempted negotiations can be found below.
Interviewer: Researcher Imouto
Interviewee: SCP-XXXX
SCP-XXXX: Please let me leave this horrid place.
Researcher Imouto: SCP-XXXX, why do you need
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be stored at Site-17 in a containment cell of at least 15 by 15 meters. Female staff members and researchers are not permitted to enter SCP-XXXX's containment chamber at any time- however, female Class-D may enter for testing purposes. The cell should be equipped with visual and audio capture equipment for observation purposes.
Additionally, an adjacent chamber of the same measurement is to be connected via an airlock system that can be remotely activated from an observation room or by a button from within the cell. This chamber should be fitted with modest furnishings including a couch, coffee table, an array of notebooks, a surplus of pens/pencils, and a free-standing lamp connected to Site-17's main power grid. SCP-XXXX-3 should be allowed access to this room whenever it sees fit. Anything written by SCP-XXXX-3 while in containment should be confiscated and placed in Site-17's document storage.
Update: As of █/██/██19, SCP-XXXX-3 may visit SCP-XXXX-2 for a period of thirty (30) minutes each day. See Transfer Procedures below for more information. -Dr. Kellie
Description: SCP-XXXX is a free-verse piece of poetry, approximately four stanzas long. It follows an ABAB rhyme scheme, but does not have a set rhythm. It is theorized that the poem was written sometime in 2018, but SCP-XXXX-3 has stated that he remembers writing the poem in early 2019. It is unclear as of now if SCP-XXXX-3 clearly remembers the origin of his own writing.
SCP-XXXX-3 is a vaguely humanoid entity, approximately 1.7 meters in height. Besides having a human frame, SCP-XXXX-3 bares physical appearance and appears in a gaseous state. However, it can speak and interact with objects as if it were a human. It is mostly docile and prefers to spend most of its time in its chamber writing poetry. It can manifest mostly at will, but there are conditions where SCP-XXXX-3 will appear with certainty (see below).
When a human enters within five (5) meters of SCP-XXXX, SCP-XXXX-3 will manifest itself near the poem. If the subject is female, SCP-XXXX-3 will read the poem aloud- seemingly to the subject. If the subject is male, SCP-XXXX-3 will simply remain motionless until the subject exits the cell. After the reading is completed, SCP-XXXX-3 will either disappear or retreat to its personal cell.
Within the next 24 hours, female subjects will become pregnant with an instance of SCP-XXXX-2. The pregnancy lasts 9 days, each day correlating with a month of normal pregnancy. The child develops accordingly. This typically results in an increase in appetite from the mothers. SCP-XXXX-2 is born on the tenth day, always successfully. It will always be female and each mother declares the name of the child to be Andromeda. As per Foundation policy, the child remains in the care of the Medical Department and the mother is returned to her cell block.
The instance of SCP-XXXX-2 that is born will die within the next 48 hours. The cause of death varies from asphyxiation to heart failure. The mother will then fall into a major depressive state ranging from two (2) weeks to four (4) months. Attempts at suicide have been observed, but not all mothers of SCP-XXXX-2 instances follow the same path.
Addendum-XXXX-1: The following recounts the origin of SCP-XXXX as recounted by Dr. Kellie.
Dr. Kellie, who was working as an undercover Foundation operative in a Central ███████ hospital, received a patient by the name of ██████ ███████████. At the time of this initial encounter, the patient was 15 years old and was one month pregnant with the first instance of SCP-XXXX-2. As Dr. Kellie took on the patient and proceeded to come up with a plan to bring the pregnancy to term, she noted strange qualities surrounding the pregnancy- specifically, about how it began. The patient stated that the father was deceased, explaining that he had committed suicide after she had broken up with him about a month earlier. The patient also noted that the father had many mental issues, including a history of depression and mild schizophrenia.
Dr. Kellie released the patient after the initial check-up, but was surprised to find her back in the hospital a week later. She had gone into labor and needed to give birth as soon as possible. Dr. Kellie helped birth the child, to which the patient named Andromeda. Dr. Kellie advised her patient remain in the hospital to monitor recovery. Dr. Kellie then contacted the Foundation, who swiftly arrived to question the patient and investigate further. When more agents arrived at the patient's hospital room, they noticed a black figure (later known to be SCP-XXXX-3) standing over the bed with a hand on her forehead. The agents responded immediately by drawing their concealed weapons. Upon doing so, SCP-XXXX-3 dissipated.
An investigation into the figure and it's disappearance led the agents to SCP-XXXX, which was believed to be the reason for the original pregnancy. It was subsequently brought to Site-17, where it remains to this day. The mother was treated for any trauma experienced during childbirth, was given Class-A amnesics, and was released with no memory of the father or her child.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained within a standard containment chamber in Site-17. Site staff are prohibited from interacting with SCP-XXXX or it's contents- thus, contact with the SCP is restricted to D-Class being used for testing purposes. At 9:00 PM every Friday, with supervision from Dr. Clarence, Protocol Opioid-A is to be enacted (see addendum for further information). Should Protocol Opioid-A fail to be performed fully or at all, Protocol Opioid-B is to be put into effect immediately.
All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to remain within SCP-XXXX unless being consumed by D-Class during a test. Removal of said instance by a staff member will result in demotion. D-Class who do this are to be terminated immediately to prevent further breaches.
Note from Dr. Clarence: D-Class should not consume more than three pills, unless you want them to overdose and die. If that's what you want, let 'em have it.
Description: SCP-XXXX refers to a standard plastic container of pills, produced by a company called __. This company has no current public record and is not known to produce any products sold in retail stores or pharmacies. SCP-XXXX usually remains empty due to Protocol Opioid-A, but at exactly 12:00 AM on Monday, the bottle will refill itself with a variety of pills in varying sizes, shapes, colors, and number. This refilling process is coupled with the appearance of a small note, which appears next to the container. The message written on this note always reads the same: "Take 1 soul a day!"
Consumption of these pills, designated SCP-XXXX-1 collectively, will result in varying effects. To date, SCP-XXXX-1 comes in the following shapes, with the following colors attatched to their form:
- Shotgun Shell (Yellow.)
- Scissors (Red.)
- Fabric Softener (White.)
- Rope (Brown)
- Fire (Orange)
- 1996 Honda Civic (Grey. Note that the detail on this type of instance is very noticeable.)
- Bathtub (Light Blue.)
- Fork (Silver.)
- SCPF logo (Black. For more on this, see addendum.)
Consumption of each instance of SCP-XXXX-1 will result in an effect correlating to the pill that was consumed. For testing logs, see addendum.
Addendum 1: The following section details Protocol Opioid-A. This is intended to be viewed by staff assigned to this SCP.
Protocol Opioid-A begins at 9:00 PM every Friday. When the time comes, Dr. Clarence (if he is not available, then Assistant Researcher Dr. Charles will oversee this procedure) will notify appropriate personnel that the process has begun. This will include five (5) Security personnel, fifteen (15) D-Class personnel, one (1) Ethics Commitee member, and the current Site Director.
The fifteen test subjects are to be retrieved from containment and brought to SCP-XXXX's chamber. With both the Site Director and Ethics Commitee member observing, Dr. Clarence is to instruct all D-Class to form a single file line in the chamber and consume three pills each- but no more than that. After doing so, each D-Class is to stand against the left side wall until all test subjects are completed. This should be enough to empty the container, assuming no tests have been done on the SCP. If for any reason there are not enough D-Class to empty the container, then the process will repeat until SCP-XXXX is empty.
Surviving D-Class are to be brought back to containment, or treated at the Medbay if need be. The presiding Ethics Commitee member is to provide a written report on the outcome of the Protocol within two (2) days. With this, Protocol Opioid-A is complete.
Addendum 2: The following section details Protocol Opioid-B. This is to be viewed by all personnel who have clearance to view this document.
Protocol Opioid-B is to begin immediately after the failure of Protocol Opioid-A. The failure of Protocol-Opioid-A is indicated by the appearance of SCP-XXXX-2. Upon noting the manifestation of this entity, all personnel in Site-17 who possess a security clearance of Level-0 or higher are to be evacuated to an off-site shelter for the next 24 hours. After this time period ends, security personnel are to re-enter the facility to
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe Euclid
Containment Procedures: UPDATED ON 10/12/2002 As of Protocol Playtime-A, SCP-XXXX remains uncontained and will remain so for the forseeable future. Efforts are ongoing to monitor the movement and path of SCP-XXXX to ensure it does not make contact with Earth's surface. During a time period where SCP-XXXX is within Earth's orbit, a cover story of a UFO sighting it to be established and propagated by whichever major government is nearest to SCP-XXXX at the time of sighting. If SCP-XXXX ever makes landfall again, it is to be returned to space in the same way as during Protocol Playtime-A.
Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is currently contained in a standard 25m by 25m containment chamber. Research staff holding a clearance level of 1 may interact with the object, so long as approval is given by Dr. Tetum. Monitoring of SCP-XXXX-1 and SCP-XXXX-2's behavior during containment is considered of moderate performance and any changes in their behavior is to be reported to Dr. Tetum immediately.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a saucer-shapped object, with a radius of about 20 meters. The body of the object is made up of a metal that matches no substance the Foundation is aware of, but most closely resembles a mixture of molybdenum, tantalum, and stainless steel. It is extremely durable, heat resistant, and can travel up to speeds of approximately 950 to 3,000 km/h. All observations of SCP-XXXX have shown that the object travels through the sky in an irregular pattern, showing that it can be affected by Earth gravity pool, but the object itself usually flies in a straight line through the troposphere (although it is to be noted that sometimes SCP-XXXX can fly through the lower part of the stratosphere). This journey usually lasts from just a few hours to a couple of days, depending on the speed at which it is traveling.
SCP-XXXX-1 is a large, humanoid entity of unknown origin. It is currently inhabiting the planet of Venus, where a Foundation presence is currently being established. It is identical in appearance to SCP-XXXX-2, with the only notable difference being it's shorter hair. SCP-XXXX-1 typically maintains a cheerful demeanor and poses little threat to the Foundation- however, efforts to control the areas in which SCP-XXXX-1 can inhabit are ongoing.
SCP-XXXX-2, as previously stated, is identical in appearance to SCP-XXXX-1 (except it possesses longer hair). SCP-XXXX-2 currently resides on Mars, but is normally reclusive and does not prefer to be observed directly. SCP-XXXX-2 retreats to a large cave system for most of it's time- only emerging to interact with SCP-XXXX. Due to SCP-XXXX-2's reclusive behavior, the Foundation sees no need to focus on containing the creature.
It has been concluded that SCP-XXXX-1 and 2 are playing some sort of inter-planetary game of Frisbee, using SCP-XXXX as their frisbee. Both of the creatures have been seen catching and throwing SCP-XXXX between each other for an unknown amount of time, but depictions of flying saucers date back to the Eighteenth Egyptian Dynasty, which existed from 1550 to 1292 BC.
Normally, SCP-XXXX does not pass through Earth's orbit but it is possible for SCP-XXXX to fall into Earth's gravity well as it passes from Venus to Mars (or vice versa), making it visible to the naked eye. As of yet, SCP-XXXX has not crashed into Earth's surface- however, great alarm has been noted from the public regarding the passing of this object.
Addendum 1: The following is a series of recovered email from Dr. Tetum to the Site Director of Research Site-45.
Recipient: Site Director [REDACTED]
Sender: Dr. Tetum Kamen
Subject: Message to site staff
Dear [REDACTED],
It is increasingly apparent to me that the Site-45 staff have no idea what the difference is between SCP-XXXX and a flying saucer they've seen in a 1950s horror film. I'd like to make this very clear- SCP-XXXX is NOT the only flying saucer to exist. The Foundation is aware there are many unidentified aircraft that resemble saucers and yes, SCP-XXXX does resemble a saucer. But there are no extraterrestrial beings in SCP-XXXX and there never has been. It's literally a toy. Mind making a site-wide message about it? I would greatly appreciate it.
Regards, Dr. Tetum Kamen.
Recipient: Dr. Tetum Kamen
Sender: Site Director [REDACTED]
Subject: Re: Message to site staff
Dr. Tetum,
The staff will be informed thusly. The O5 Council has informed Overwatch Command that the trajectory of SCP-XXXX for the next two months is to be monitored. The next time it passes through Earth's atmosphere, we are going to bring it down for research. Please inform your staff thusly.
Warmest regards, [REDACTED].
Addendum 2: Following orders from the O5 Council, the Site-45 staff assembled a
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