Lord-Ice

Author's note: 4786 is a placeholder number for the purposes of article demonstration. While it would be my preferred number if submission is approved, I will accept any assigned number.

Item #: SCP-4786

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4786 must be contained in a lead (or otherwise lead-lined) box of 26 cm on each face (see Experiment Log 4786-004). Lid should be fastened securely, but a locking mechanism is not necessarily required at this time due to the unlikeliness of theft attempts. SCP-4786 may be removed from its box for testing upon approval from any Level 4 researcher except Dr. B█████ (see Addendum 002).

Description: SCP-4786 appears to be an otherwise-standard red kickball measuring 25.4 cm (10 inches) in diameter. Its only defining marking is a black hammer-and-sickle symbol (the typical symbol of the Soviet Union) measuring 7 cm across, focused upon the location of the inflation hole.

SCP-4786 is, as a result, very easily mistaken with an ordinary, non-anomalous kickball until its anomalous effect is triggered. This is done by imparting significant kinetic force (hypothesized to be no less than 0.005 J, see Experiment Log 4786-001) via direct impact onto the surface of SCP-4786. Any amount of force above this threshold will result in no damage or movement of SCP-4786. Immediately after impact, the source of the imparted kinetic force will be propelled in a direction opposite to what SCP-4786 would have moved, at the same velocity it would have moved, even if the amount of acceleration would have required significantly greater force application than the initial triggering impact.

Additionally, upon examination using devices to detect radiant emissions of anomalous energy sources, SCP-4786 was found to be radiating low trace levels of psionic energy in a consistent pattern. Upon activation of its anomalous effects while being observed with same devices, SCP-4786 was found to propagate its anomalous effect via a wave of psionic energy similar to a telekinetic push. For more examples, see Experiment Log 4786-003. It is presently being debated whether or not SCP-4786 possesses some form of consciousness, and its anomalous properties are some form of self-defense mechanism. Evidence is inconclusive on this matter.

SCP-4786 was discovered by Foundation agents on routine surveillance assignment in ██████, Russia, on 16/03/19██. Team heard of a report from a local Beginning-level school that several children had been injured after being mysteriously flung several meters by an unknown force during recreational time. Investigation led to monitoring of the next day's recreation, where SCP-4786 was directly observed demonstrating its anomalous property, flinging away any children who tried to kick it. After school was dismissed, Foundation agents infiltrated the school and replaced SCP-4786 with an ordinary kickball. Victims and witnesses of SCP-4786 were then interviewed before being given Class C Amnestics.

Addendum 001: Proposals have been considered to employ SCP-4786 as an emergency object-deflection system in the event of imminent asteroidal impact on Earth. Failing all other evasion or removal options, it has been proposed that SCP-4786 be placed into the object's path, so that its anomalous effect could be employed to redirect the incoming object. Proposal is scheduled to be discussed by the O5 Council.

Addendum 002: After repeated "practical jokes" involving this object, Dr. B█████ is no longer permitted access to SCP-4786 unless supervised by other Level 4 or higher researchers.