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Item #: SCP-3312-J
Object Class: Croissant
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3312-J Is Contained In A Tim Horton’s Croissant Box Out Of Cardboard And It Needs To Be Safe And Doesn’t Make Sure To Say "Croissants" We Are Happy That It Doesn’t Say Croissant A lot And We Are Scared If It Blew Up A Planet.
Description: SCP-3312-J Is A Space Croissant That Explodes Planets By Saying
" Croissant" And It Can Not Die Except If It’s Driving A Toyota And If It’s Been Eaten SCP-3312-J, It Will Turn The Victim Into SCP-3312-J. Also It Can Be Summoned By SCP-3312-J-1. If SCP-3312-J-1 Dies, It Needs Five SCP-3312-Js And Will Take 48 Hours To Revive It. It Only Says Croissant.
Discovery: I Was In Space And I Saw A Uncontained SCP-3312-J And It Says Croissant And It Blew Up A Planet And I Was Like "I Had To Capture It And Deliver It To The SCP Foundation"
Addendum 3312-J.1: Interview
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Ben: Uhh Hello SCP-3312-J ?
SCP-3312-J: Croissant.
Dr. Ben: Okay, Uhh Question 1, Where Do You Belong ?
SCP-3312-J: Croissant.
Dr. Ben: Alright, Question 2, What Is Your Thoughts On The Foundation ?
SCP-3312-J: Croissant.
Dr. Ben: Question 3, Does Space Means To You ?
SCP-3312-J: Croissant.
Dr. Ben: Question 4, Who Is Your Summoner ?
SCP-3312-J: Croissant.
Dr. Ben: Okay That’s Over For Now.
[END LOG]
Addendum 3312-J-1.1: Interview
[BEGIN LOG]
Dr. Sam: Any Questions ?
SCP-3312-J-1: Ah Yes Are You Going To Finish That Croissant ?
Dr. Sam: Knock Your Self Out.
[END LOG]
