Lord Skelefun's Goldfish
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Item #: SCP-GOLD

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: As containment of SCP-GOLD is currently improbable, containment efforts are to be focused on censoring knowledge of SCP-GOLD and containing instances of SCP-GOLD-A. Instances of SCP-GOLD-A are to be allowed to complete their sentences, in order to prevent Foundation personnel from becoming additional instances of SCP-GOLD-A

Description: SCP-GOLD is a phenomenon that can affect any individual who has at one point in their life kept goldfish as a pet. When an individual, hereby referred to as SCP-GOLD-A, becomes the target of SCP-GOLD, they will spontaneously demanifest, and then remanifest from one to twenty-four hours later.

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