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Item #: SCP-xxxx

Object Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: SCP-xxxx is to be stored in a 1m x .5m x .5m containment locker within Storage-Wing 12 at Site 56.

Personnel with Level 2 clearance may conduct experiments on SCP-XXXX if they use a specially modified room with a properly sealed door and an oxygen tank in case of emergency.
D-Class Personnel who are tested SCP-xxxx must not have a condition that involves the trachea, lungs, or any breathing conditions that would make testing lethal. The power outlet to power SCP-xxxx must be located outside of the room.

Description: SCP-xxxx is a commercial pedestal fan sold under the brand of ██████. The fan appears to have no anomalous properties until it is connected to a power outlet and turned on. When the fan is powered on, the gravity and air will slowly start to diminish until the room is completely gone of air and/or gravity, which at that point, the fan will appear to malfunction and stop turning. When the fan is switched off or disconnected from an outlet, the gravity and/or air it "sucked" in.

SCP-xxxx was found in a Mexican motel when a Mexican couple bought the fan at a retail store and put it in their room, turning it on. The surveillance audio shows that after approximately four minutes of use, the husband complained of light headedness and dizziness. After seven minutes of use, the husband says he feels like he will faint. A thump can be heard from the footage soon after. The Foundation was noted of it after the autopsy showed that the couple had died from asphyxiation and there were no known means of how the couple had expired.

Addendum: 24/9/██ Dr. ██████████ Testing Log

Foreword: Two D-Class Personnel are to test the capabilities of SCP-xxxx.
Dr. ██████████: Please step inside the room.
D-190248 and D-918239 step inside of the room. The door shuts behind them.
Dr. ██████████: Turn the fan to “one”, please.
D-918239: Ok.
D-918239 proceeds to turn on the fan to setting one.

Dr. ██████████: Do you feel anything… different? Abnormal, perhaps?
D-190248: Nope, nuthin’ doc.
Five minutes thirty-one seconds passed.
D-190248: Actually doc, I don’t feel too good. Can I have a glass of water or sum’n?
Dr. ██████████: No, the experiment is still running. How do you feel?
D-918239: Alright, doctor.
D-190248: I’m gonna sit down.
Nine minutes five seconds passed.
D-918239: Doc? Doc! I don’t feel good!
D-918239 attempts to crawl to the door, but collapses.
D-918239: Doc, please! I don’t feel good…
Dr. ██████████: Elaborate.
D-190248 starts to breathe heavily.
D-918239: I… feel like… I’m going to throw up… I feel… float-y…
Dr. ██████████: Hmmm.
(away from mic): Better keep ‘em in there. They say they feel “floaty.”
Fifteen minutes passed.
The subjects are unconscious, but they are starting to hover.
Dr. ██████████: Remarkable. Better get ‘em outta there, heh.
[END LOG]